WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK
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Do you think America will even say thank you?
It's only "waste" if the grift doesn't flow their way.
I'm sure he's an *excellent* orc.
"When will there by meat on the menu again?"
That could explain the rash on his neck the other day.
I wonder how much of this is useful in establishing an "emergency" under which to suspend mid-terms. I mean *in addition* to its primary purpose of an Epstein distraction.
"I hit him back first" moment?
The richest man owns X.
The second and third richest men control Google.
The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.
And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
were the maps drawn with a Sharpie?
Greenland’s capitol city Nuuk has six hospitals serving 60,000 people.
The Des Moines, Iowa, metro area has six hospitals serving 700,000 people.
Sure they need a US Navy hospital ship that's currently in dry dock undergoing repairs.
You can have roast beef now!
I'm assuming this means there are aliens in the Epstein Files.
"Democracy dies in darkness" has been converted from a warning to a mission statement.
I took care of that cat.
A bathtub full of polonium tea? Were no windows available?
They're sharing the same building. (Iceland was there first.)
"Democracy dies in darkness" morphed from a warning into a mission statement.
Very thoughtful of him... #crime
Donald and Melaoma Trump, Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, all partying like it's 1999
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Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester
Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/
Surprising no one.
"Pray I do not alter it any further."
[Ron Howard narrator voiceover] "He altered it further."
I can't tell when something is an Onion article any more.
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
That is a decent summary.
