Citizen Shane

Who knows about music

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Thanks for the tasty dip

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Its not a crime!!!

What did I do now

Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd sitting on a white chart with a gray and black line print on it in front of a bookshelf

The same dog in the same chair in front of a slightly different bookshelf

Rollo on his first birthday and his seventh birthday 🥹

I should have said Return of the King. I can't believe I didn't say Return of the King. I'm so goddamn tired. I hope Aragorn forgives me

King of the castle

Cari just asked "I wonder if they make a children's book version of the Lord of The Rings" and I said "Yeah it's called The Hobbit".

Instant slam dunk. Wife: defeated. Baby: educated. Dog: bamboozled.

As a junior scholar just at the tail end of their PhD it is incredibly disheartening to be repeatedly told "actually all those skills you just spent years honing can be better done by the calculator that struggles with 2+2"

Here's the thing: no it isn't.

Wow I had no idea it was this easy!

Groceries (inbox) Due today Due Mar 4 - Prepare essay answers ready Shane requested Cari write a minimum five-paragraph essay answering questions about the Final Destination movie concepts by the time Shane wakes up.

Shane and I have been taking shifts with the baby, he sent me a playful email while I was sleeping and this is how the AI that is going to replace doctors interpreted it

Beautiful blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd looking dependent on a grey comforter

Does anyone even care that it's his birthday?

This image from 1588 shows a tree with big bound books grewing instead of fruits. This tree starts in a house organ that is played from a well-dressed woman and a man. The image of part of. abook praising the art of making books, you may find it here if you fancy: http://diglib.hab.de/drucke/uh-20/start.htm

Back in 1588, everyone still knew that book trees grow better when there's music around, and when you speak to them. Attention and house organ music were the key.

Nobody even cares how many ounces of food I eat at each feeding

Party lifehack: When you start a conversation ask them three questions. If they don't ask any questions back they are your enemy and must be destroyed.

Wow I had no idea it was this easy!

Don't you just hate it when you're about to hit the big "kill" button and your brain interrupts the mechanical kinetic motion of your body to ask "hold on who am I killing" or "which side am I on again" or "gee is this the sort of person I am". Well fellas have we got the product for you

Historically, the problem with weapons of war is all of the thinking involved. Pesky thoughts constantly getting in the way. Thank god they've finally sorted that one out

For novices, sure. I wouldn't recommend to start here. But this ain't my first rodeo

Some samples of what I've been working on

The Haters: You have no friends. No one like you, you have no friends

Me, genius: I do have friends

The Haters: Oh yeah, who are you friends?

Me, wealthily:

I've been practicing laughing in case something funny happens. I'm stressed out I won't be ready for it

Got a call today. From Shoe Magazine. They want to give me a pair of new shoes. Apparently someone called in to say they saw how many holes were in the old shoes so now they want to give me new ones. Will the new ones fit I asked. They said no they won't actually fit. And they're not free any more

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Whenever some fascist hegseth type is trying to compliment himself by bellowing the word ~warfighter~ it just sounds like something brainless that a Will Ferrell character would yell in an ego tantrum: “I am a WARFIGHTER!”

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