human bean

Oof yeah that’s hard

Left my window open last night and a succubus got in. Had to catch the dang thing using a broom and laundry basket

The idea that we can be “energy independent” while on fossil fuels by simply pumping more of them out of the ground is predicated on shutting your eyes and pretending that the global economy does not exist.

One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book

The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them.

Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?

really does feel like “I will personally destroy this twerp’s life” would be a unifying electoral strategy

prosecute DOGE top to bottom tbh

Washington state lawmakers pass ‘millionaire’s tax’ The bill will be the state's first income tax.

Our first income tax! 🫡🫡🥳

This was enough. You did good.

and it is enough

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

why are taters the only thing we’ve totted

We’ve been using white noise and what I’m finding is that I keep turning it up because the cars are loud and then it does a kind of sensory overload for me which makes it all worse

today i took a test nap w earplugs and MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER

ever since we have been in my dad's driveway in our RV I thought I was tolerating the insanely NOISY road they are on

but it has been making me steadily more and more and more and more annoyed and i am not sleeping well and goddamn the other day i wanted to scream at every car

i bought earplugs

good good

Fuck all the way off with this. The student protesters were physically attacked -- some of them maimed permanently with life-altering injuries -- and relentlessly persecuted, doxxed, and hounded by school administrators, local police, and federal authorities while their attackers remain untouched.

i love all of this

i'm angry and overwhelmed and freezing and not high yet but on my way to high town

i hope you are painless though

I've had to use Windows at work for ages, but this is the first time I have had to tolerate 11 and I do NOT like

do not

Same here, so much the same, which is why videos irritate me so much

I read faster than they can talk, just LET ME READ PLEASE

YESSS this!

Either he is a wildly special kind of oblivious or he KNEW and either one of those makes him unfit for office IMO

my husband got new glasses and he is very beautiful but he looks different in them. i think this is kind of how dogs feel when you wear a hat

'oh make sure under advanced you have unchecked "allow applications to take exclusive control of this device"'

yes i know yes i have and yes it makes no difference

like i unmuted it when i started that post and by the time i hit "post" it had muted again

a windows dialog box for the Headset Properties. Tabs visible are General, Listen, Levels and Advanced. The Levels tab is selected, which shows a volume slider, "100" and a small button that shows it is muted.

i love this thing where win 11 (which i have to use for work) decides to mute my headset

but what i love even more is how hard it is to find this setting in win 11

and that every search result i can find in an attempt to fix it just says "eh, run all of the windows troubleshooters"

tweet from @heelbitee: “accidentally became important at work n it’s ruining my life”

straights and canals

you influenced me to paint but you know that already

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

How is it all "accused" "alleged" and "appeared" when it was caught on camera and the guy went to the hospital with a broken rib and perforated rectum

the FBI already knows how to give themselves CTE and beat their wives