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bram stroker

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Average at software, bad at games, uiuaboo. Bi πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™ Interested in: βœ… TDD πŸ‘₯ Ensemble development πŸ”„ Continuous delivery πŸ–₯️ Extreme programming Not interested in: coriander, liquorice, cucumbers Also @probablyfine@tech.lgbt

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Cryptick Advise sect to embrace wayward son (7)

Hey folks, cross-pollinating between accounts a bit.

I built Cryptick; a site for sharing crossword clues with other people, no accounts needed.

It also contains an RSS feed of cryptic clues, updated daily at cryptick.wildvale.co.uk/feed.xml

Take a look at today's COTD, I'd love feedback!

08.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Asking Gemini for the longest word with an odd number of vowels. It responds with a word that claims to have an odd number, but it actually has an even number, and the LLM disagrees with itself in its response.

Asking Gemini for the longest word with an odd number of vowels. It responds with a word that claims to have an odd number, but it actually has an even number, and the LLM disagrees with itself in its response.

I still can't believe so many people are bought into AI solving all their problems.

06.12.2025 09:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The (Somewhat) Complete Lore of Silksong
The (Somewhat) Complete Lore of Silksong YouTube video by mossbag

IT'S HERE, MOSSBAG MY GOAT

07.11.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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01.11.2025 11:05 πŸ‘ 951 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

joining the "no stupid questions" channel and posting "pray, mr. babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?'

28.10.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gandalf looking confused with the caption "Baseball?"

Gandalf looking confused with the caption "Baseball?"

Waking up this morning and reading my feed

28.10.2025 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

knowing the time horizon of your code is one of the best (only) ways of estimating the true cost of that code.

How @glenjamin.co.uk put it,

"Software that does what people need it to, and can be continually and efficiently adapted to those needs over time"

"efficiency" seems important to add.

27.10.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Finally clawed my way into 1級 on tenhou with a barnstorming fightback from 7k to 31k points.

Time to get my arse handed to me on a platter in the lower dan rooms, I guess.

#mahjong

26.10.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three Steps for OCaml to Crest the AI Humps - Sadiq Jaffer

There's relatively little LLM training data for niche languages and this causes poorer coding agent performance. I think this is an existential threat for smaller language communities like OCaml.

My talk at the OCaml workshop gave some actionable steps to mitigate that: toao.com/blog/ai-exis...

25.10.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

[extremely bbc news reporter voice] if you think back to the ever given blocking the suez canal, this is similar to that, but on the information superhighway

20.10.2025 09:40 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't keen on fireworks before, but having a pet has radicalised me.

Ban them from public sale at all times of year.

18.10.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of Minute Cryptic app, with text "you have a 69-clue streak!"

Screen shot of Minute Cryptic app, with text "you have a 69-clue streak!"

Nice

07.09.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A little #Silksong flavoured clue, to gear up for the big day this week!

The Hollow Knight retreated, guarding the heart of past duty (4)

#cryptic #crossword #crosswordclue

02.09.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Opting out of emergency alerts Opting out of emergency alerts

The UK Government will send a test alert to mobile phones on Sunday. This is how to switch it off: www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...

Before anyone types before thinking: domestic abuse survivors may need this. If you don’t, just scroll on.

01.09.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A cheeky Sunday morning clue:

Maybe Lily Phillips gives head to leaders of local amateur netball team (5)

#cryptic #crossword #crosswordclue

31.08.2025 08:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Chicken's house gets a little Spanish makeover (4)

#cryptic #crossword #crosswordclue

28.08.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Obscure snubbed stars joining naked joust (8)

#cryptic #crossword #crosswordclue

27.08.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Co-signed times a thousand. β€œOther people have no interiority” is, fundamentally, a deeply evil belief to hold which will lead you exclusively to terrible places

25.08.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 2912 πŸ” 658 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 22
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Address one hundred and six deliveries (5)

#cryptic #crossword #crosswordclue

24.08.2025 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fired from political journalism for repeatedly referring to the MP Register of Interests as MPreg

16.08.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news: The FA to phase out VAR in favour of LET and CONST

27.07.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
On The Beach Caroline Polachek Β· Single Β· 2025 Β· 2 songs

Close enough, welcome back DJ Ocean

#DeathStranding2

open.spotify.com/album/6KrzhY...

23.06.2025 11:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A pleasant diversion with TDD

BLOGPOST: A pleasant diversion with #TDD

I was recently nerd-sniped by a blogpost from Ron Jeffries so I tried my hand at the problem myself and wrote up as I went.

Almost all of the blogpost is generated directly from the commit history!

blog.probablyfine.co.uk/2025/03/16/a...

16.03.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of video game character Mario, looking disgusted next to text that reads "Passing tests", followed by a second image of Mario, looking satisfied next to text that reads "Passing the vibe check".

An image of video game character Mario, looking disgusted next to text that reads "Passing tests", followed by a second image of Mario, looking satisfied next to text that reads "Passing the vibe check".

Announcement: I'm going to be running a ground-breaking workshop in vibes-driven development (VDD) for software developers this year!

Look out for a sign-up link in my bio.

13.03.2025 11:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

brb coining the phrase β€œvibe authing” and instantly ruining internet security

13.03.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

day ruined, went to the kola peninsula and all they had was pepsi

24.02.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a terminal running a git command creating a new branch.

The screenshot is overlaid with an ominous graphic from the game Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, but instead of the usual "Sinister Burden" text it reads "New Branch Created".

A screenshot of a terminal running a git command creating a new branch. The screenshot is overlaid with an ominous graphic from the game Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, but instead of the usual "Sinister Burden" text it reads "New Branch Created".

getting ominous vibes from the latest version of git

22.02.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dead by Daylight Quality of Life Initiative 2025
Dead by Daylight Quality of Life Initiative 2025 YouTube video by Dead by Daylight

Today, our Community Director, Eric Pope, and our VP and Executive Producer, JosΓ© Ramos, unveil a two-phase Quality of Life initiative that should address many longstanding concerns and frustrations experienced by players.

Full details πŸ‘‡
Forums dbd.game/4b5BQxg
Reddit dbd.game/4hEN4Lr

17.02.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 27

While it's a bit of a shitty strategy by the killers, it's the sort of tug of war that you never see in 1v4 - imagine if Chess Merchant was actually fun to Vs rather than busted.

Also, weirdly fun? A complete change in how the game was played - constant rotating between healing and pushing gens.

15.02.2025 11:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0