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06.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will this be extended to British nationals? Asking for a friend.

05.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly if any smart capitalists want to do this, HMU. Even socialists like me appreciate safe homes and elegant tools.

03.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a smart capitalist, I'd raise money and buy the nest smoke alarm business from Google. I'm sure at that retail price and 10 year obsolescence, there's a good business to be had if you're not distracted by shiny new things.

03.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey folks, don't suppose anyone has a good recommendation for smoke and CO alarms? My google nests are slowly going out of date and Google have stopped selling them.

Systems have to be UK D1 or D2 rated.

03.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been said before, but there are intellectually vulnerable people using social media and age verification will protect them from radicalisation.

Yes there are policy measures that could be enacted, but informally the grandkids could just refuse to configure their phones.

02.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Team Starmer have not improved since the departure of McSweeny. This is such an unforced error.

There was no need for the punch-left and false equivalence between people who want to work for something better for all of us versus those who want to divide us through hate.

27.02.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NODES AI Agenda - Virtual Conference Dedicated to Graph + AI Join us on April 15 for NODES AI - an online conference dedicated to the future of AI with graphs. We'll explore AI, context engineering, and intelligent agents.

Really pleased to see just how strong the agenda is for @neo4j.com's NODES AI 2026. If graphs and AI are your thing, you should check it out too: neo4j.com/nodes-ai/age...

26.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Add another 10x for log scale, that's proper sciencey that is.

26.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

~20kWh of solar PV today, first day of the year generating more than we need on a daily basis.

It's February, in England.

25.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strong "Only the LibDems can win here" vibes.

25.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jim Webber - The Pub-Time Parliament, Tue, 24 Feb 2026, 7:00 pm | Meetup *This month, we are very lucky to have the renowned speaker and expert, Jim Webber, joining us from the UK, sharing his entertaining insights and knowledge on scalability a

Slightly late notice, but I'm presenting on some interesting distributed systems consensus work tomorrow evening (Australia Eastern time, morning European time).

Will be fun, if you like protocols and fault tolerance.

www.meetup.com/en-au/sydney...

23.02.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If only there was some well-known book we could read about how the bourgeois always end up siding with the oppressor to save their own skin.

22.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The British should celebrate the 5th July as a national holiday with fireworks and razzmatazz . It would be a fitting tribute to a revolutionary institution, and have the benefit of confusing the Americans.

22.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But also maybe KS3 and KS4 English literature absolutely kill the joy of books by picking irrelevant works (classics!) or pretending that old plays make good reading (verily!). That's how it went for me.

22.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good on you mate.

19.02.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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18.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aren’t CT clamps the way to interoperate between systems? I have different systems for EV charging, home battery, and shunting excess PV to immersion heating. They all use CT clamps and local config.

14.02.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've become a butler to Codex, chasing it round with IntelliJ saying "no, not like that."

05.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Collating news and events for the UK Systems Research Community

Systems friends! The latest edition of the UK Systems conference will be held in County Durham in April.

uksystems.org/workshop/2026/

Lovely place, lovely people. Attend if you can!

05.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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All hail our robot overlords.

05.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC NEWS | UK | Perceptions 'affected by accent' Accent could affect how intelligent people are thought to be, a new study suggests.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7329...

05.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the British values of which I’m fond is solidarity, of the kind that gave birth to the Labour Party. Starmer would do well to remember his hero’s claim that β€œthe Labour Party is nothing if it is not a moral crusade.”

Solidarity puts fear into vested interests. No wonder they want it gone.

05.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I should add that the Birmingham accent is the most disliked accent in the UK.

05.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on accent, perhaps. When I was young an had a strong Birmingham accent, I’d have said β€œork-wud.”

Now, being all middle class, I’d say β€œawk-wood”. With β€œawk” like the command line program.

05.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really?

05.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking at pricing for smoke alarms, and I simply cannot believe that Google are killing Nest. They're 2-3x the price of other smoke alarms - how can you not be wildly profitable at these levels?

05.02.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is banked for the next time I ask β€œcould this be a shell script?” only to be told β€œno” by a zealot.

01.02.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The pink ones are pretty decent, if you can get past prawn cocktail anxiety.

17.01.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big fella’s done brilliantly mate. English cricket does not like this.

17.01.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0