regan

you can't make me know who the woke ginger is. you cannot force me to learn this information

We're getting work done in the office so I get to listen to the most hoagiemouthed dudes discuss repairs all day and it is delightful

Lowkey obsessed with Pasquatch

My shuttle got stuck in the same spot for a solid 10 minutes in traffic, I could have walked from 15th to 30th faster, it sure was a day

It's settled: Phillies gotta drop the Toyota sponsorship. Just regular 4th innings from now on

Getting ice cream after work, watch this space for updates

Me, in two different emails last week: this thing is happening on March 10 and 11
Someone today, to my face: I thought this thing was happening next week

What if I fight you in the street

Sorry but I still cannot get over how funny it is that the Team USA's fate is in the hands of Aaron Nola

Please read my email. Please. I wrote it so that you would read it and have all the relevant information. And now you're mad at me for not having the relevant information when you could have just read my email

A screenshot of John Mulaney saying "and i'm like 'no! that's the thing i'm sensitive about!'"

These WBC broadcasters bringing up Ranger Suarez going to Boston

Actually fuck it, Howie can't hurt me while I'm in Phillies mode

Okay this one hurts

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

Yikes, this is all over the place

DAMN THAT RECOVERY

Ooof okay not a great start

Time to watch my Sanchy!!!!!!

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Krukky & T-Mac on the lobby tv. Nature is healing

Things are quite bad. I think we need more new Muppet Show episodes

Me: everyone is doom posting about the sixers
Me: *checks the score*
Me: oh

Thinking about the manager in my last job who absolutely clocked me with a "let me guess, your favorite Stardew villager to romance is Abigail" upon knowing me for like two weeks

Yes, I do in fact have the Phillies on the lobby TV today

Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rights—full stop.

This is so random and I'm obsessed

not to get all sappy, but I don’t understand how there are people who aren’t absolutely in love with Philadelphia

Y'all I think it snowed last night

Story: my sister picked this up at FARTs and didn't know about the virtual queue for Tony Baxter and mentioned that to the cast member setting up her ship-to-home. The cast member must have somehow gotten it in front of him because it arrived with his autograph!! Thanks so much to that cast member!!