Lizard 🍉

I keep accidentally seeing crash out instead of cash out.

#balatro #crashout #justscorpiothings

Listening to Blink 182, eating popsicles and hating the police with my bestie!

I always get so annoyed when I sweat because my morning shower is now RUINED.

And ive had to pee for 2 hours and you know whats hard to do after pushing out 3 kids? Hold your pee thats what

Boy ive had a fucking day

Craving mashed potatoes

I chose the 3rd option of never being born

PT Cruiser

They just weird looking

Today i get to chaperone a field trip with Ollie's class.

We are going to a place called Fairytale Town.

My goal is to make out with humpty dumpty

Ever get overstimulated by your own hair?

Lol why am I asking, this is Bluesky... we're all autistic here

Lmaaaooo

I meant skullet

Would yall still love me if I got a skillet?

Or

Would you love me EVEN MORE!?

Tbf, white dude is pretty on brand

I know i said i was gonna sit down but I decided that since I have all the stuff out I might as well bathe and groom everyone.

😪😅

Just gave Senua a bath and now im going to sit and watch GoT (at least try) until Avery wakes up. Then we are going to walk to pick the kids up

Should I start streaming again?

I really need to get my teeth fixed

Insomnia last night means a few selfies for the timeline

You dont understand i dont think

Does that make Woodstock Johnny?

I had a really intense day

I made a cool thing

#opusmagnum

My abs are hurting
Took way too many days off
I cry under the moon

My cat just jumped across the bed with his claws out and scratched the shiiiiit out of my thighs.

I love him so much <3

Excuse me... my cloaca*

My butthole is telling me that was TOO MUCH KIMCHI

I have a cloaca

Good that makes me feel better 😌

Montague son or Capulet daughter?