I'm a construction worker right now
I'm a construction worker right now
My kids keep pulling hats out of the dress up box and putting them on me like I'm Kristi Noem
getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage
This looks so cool on every level and of course it does, it's @chanda.blacksky.app
Okay, so what did you do to resist the "processed" request for information?
Unfortunately, βYo brother, legal team confirmed we canβt work with minors rnβ is an instant classic
lol
Nazi-Satanist who murdered both of his parents and wanted to kill Trump
The mother is an asylum seeker. Her 7-year-old is deaf and didnβt have his hearing aids when he was detained.
Trump on terrorist attacks in America: βLike I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
As Rachel points out on her Instagram, notice that the guy at the front has a Totenkopf on his quarter zip.
That's why Maine Democrats should not let anyone displaying Nazi symbols near the United States Senate
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.
The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint
Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it.
The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face
Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.
the US: grok is this
They know that many people in the US will accept the killing of civilians overseas but will draw the line at high gas prices.
It would be great to see someone campaigning on the single issue of holding all of these fuckers accountable for war crimes
My university received a few years ago the promise of the largest single gift to a public university in U.S. history. It was equivalent to 12 hours of bombing Iran.
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
Trump was in a cult that essentially taught this exact thing, if I'm remembering correctly
It really is Babylon out there
This is not aimed at @jeffsharlet.bsky.social btw just generalized anger at the history
Oh yeah Jeff my ire wasn't aimed at you, apologies if it read that way
Weight loss injectables, internet casinos, Amazon surveillance network cams, over and over again on repeat
What a horror show culture our techno lords are determined to create for us
I don't actually watch real video for grown ups anymore but I let myself stream The Night Manager as a treat, because Olivia Colman.
And wow I know you all already said this during the Superbowl but ads are DARK these days
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
You won't be able
to fix it all.
You will be able
to love.
- Helms Jarrell
I try not to be a bitter person but man that shit was rough.
Gosh if only someone had loudly warned about how an entire popular "left" influencer scene was a pipeline to the far right.
I'm sure if that person had existed she definitely would not have faced a year of misogynistic harassment and ridicule from much of the rest of the online left.