My four year old announced this morning that her absolute favorite person in the world right now is the person sleeping with her mother.
It took a good two minutes for us to figure out that she meant her little sister, who is in a mini crib next to me at night
I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed
I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability
Oh my
Just want to note that this religious freedom victory did not come from the Satanic Temple, which has a 0% success rate in challenging abortion bans, including in Indiana
Lmao
It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".
You also forgot we can't get the good sunscreen anymore
Markwayne Mullin is awful and corrupt for many reasons.
Not having a college degree is not one of them.
I know plenty of people W/O degrees who have more moral backbone, smarts, common sense, and compassion than at least half of Congress. Mullin isn't one, but not bc he did not graduate college.
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
Lol people are suing to be able to bet on death, that's fun
*KALSHI SUED OVER IRAN LEADER PREDICTION MARKET CARVEOUT: BLAW
I'm a construction worker right now
My kids keep pulling hats out of the dress up box and putting them on me like I'm Kristi Noem
getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage
This looks so cool on every level and of course it does, it's @chanda.blacksky.app
Okay, so what did you do to resist the "processed" request for information?
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
lol
Nazi-Satanist who murdered both of his parents and wanted to kill Trump
The mother is an asylum seeker. Her 7-year-old is deaf and didn’t have his hearing aids when he was detained.
Trump on terrorist attacks in America: “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
As Rachel points out on her Instagram, notice that the guy at the front has a Totenkopf on his quarter zip.
That's why Maine Democrats should not let anyone displaying Nazi symbols near the United States Senate
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.
The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint
Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it.
The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face
Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.
the US: grok is this
They know that many people in the US will accept the killing of civilians overseas but will draw the line at high gas prices.
My university received a few years ago the promise of the largest single gift to a public university in U.S. history. It was equivalent to 12 hours of bombing Iran.
