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2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

sorry I've been doing a lot of crazy posts because I felt crazy about something I wasn't allowed to post about. I'm still not allowed to post about it but I think it turns out there's not any actual problems

“They took all the trees / put’em in a tree museum” has gotta be one of the best lines written in the last century. It’s constantly popping up in my head.

i would probably get sick and die too if my name was Hamnet. ain't sticking around to deal with that

we do need a follow-up on those guys you used to get about ten years ago who would find out about they/them pronouns and be like Oh my God. We have to do vaguely gender-abolitionist language reform right now

yup!!!!

one really difficult 'people are different from each other' for me has been coming to understand that sometimes when people tell you a book reminded them of fanfiction they mean that as a positive

"I told him that he addressed my interest or what he supposed to be my interest quite as unsuccessfully as he addressed my inclination, and he would now understand that I requested him, if he pleased, to go away immediately."

Filing away this line for later use on Grindr 🔒

also my parents were less homophobic than I would say almost any of the other adults I knew. In itself that's maybe just a different species of answering my own question though; lol, lmao

"they were homophobic though" yeah obviously but I didn't know I was gay at the time so I think that doesn't count(?)

rhetorical question but does anybody know how I wound up with 'type of psychological problems that you get from your parents being mean to you' despite my parents literally not even being mean

YOU SHOULD STUDY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

If they don't know what to make of you, tell 'em.

The Secret Agent has the Mad Men thing of the backdrop sometimes being distractingly awesome and you find yourself losing track of the political intrigue and being like "fuck that's a nice looking shelf of lps, I wish I could lounge around in that chair, in that shirt, in Brazil in 1977"

dialectical materialist behavioral therapy

it's actually not that hard to write a first draft. all you have to do is write it

they/he in bio rn tho btw

something kind of funny about trying to decide if I'm nonbinary or not when I'm trans already. Like dude who cares I'm literally trans

an interesting thing about me is that for some reason I'm fucking obsessed with pretending that I don't like to read. Even though I like to read so much

“Great stuff, mate. Cheers & thanks.” Noise music guy leaving a Bandcamp review for a power electronics duo called Femicide War Crime

“she came to my dorm & started slamming my head against the exposed concrete & called me a fag“ theythem gayboy praising the top Sephora soundbar artist of the week

"IN THE MOOD TO BITE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE" designed to a parody of the film poster for "In The Mood For Love"

Radio lab: between 1890 and 1980, before computers, what were doctors in hospitals writing on their clipboards? They were drawing pictures of their imaginary pony. And for almost 100 years 92% of doctors named their pony “Apricot”. The reason why? It’s kind of a long story,

love these, here's one I haven't posted before: when I was telling people my new name one friend asked if it was after Thomas Mendip in The Lady's Not for Burning, and even though it isn't the question made me feel really understood

Yes definitely if you feel off or down check your energy and hydration levels, but consider also the healing power of "loud music you know all the words to"

much ado is literally good actually

even when it's done well (I've seen it done well!) there's just not that much there there

on the other hand the thing that's even more fun is to say which ones you think suck and in that spirit: I simply don't care for Midsummer

The thing about the R2 pick is that the histories are weirdly the most competitive field for me (possibly because I've only come to love them as an adult) but. When it comes down to it. I am gay

the only actually fun way to do this is one per category which I think makes mine Hamlet / Twelfth Night / R2 / Cymbeline

cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can