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06.03.2026 16:28 👍 2100 🔁 497 💬 17 📌 8

dibs on right field

06.03.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Of Wont: A Scoler is Desired of Trewe and Gode Accountanfy, Skilled in all Manner of Rhythmatics

06.03.2026 16:24 👍 82 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

this photo was taken yesterday btw

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

NYT responding directly to Adam Johnson is kinda funny. someone finally got so mad about everyone hating them that they simply had to post

06.03.2026 15:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the fontina ones. mwah

06.03.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 14:48 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 6590 🔁 1541 💬 73 📌 29
06.03.2026 13:23 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

13.02.2026 13:14 👍 1100 🔁 177 💬 36 📌 7

bluesky is not an echo chamber. every day I say very nasty things to people who have slightly different opinions from me

06.03.2026 04:41 👍 43 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Martin Cervenka appears to have just crawled out of a lake is why I ask

06.03.2026 04:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can WBC teams carry more than one Wet Guy or can they each only designate one

06.03.2026 04:35 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

the survivors who chose to follow me into the wilderness after watching me wordlessly rub two sticks together to start a fire are growing dismayed as it starts to become clear I just love rubbing stuff

06.01.2025 05:49 👍 1101 🔁 86 💬 14 📌 1
Milla Jovovich looking at a computer with distress

Milla Jovovich looking at a computer with distress

06.03.2026 04:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

supposedly there are no surviving members of The Band and yet there is Ondrej Satoria

06.03.2026 04:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is part of the Grain Husband multiverse

06.03.2026 03:11 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
06.03.2026 03:48 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

🚨 FURRY ON THE PITT 🚨

06.03.2026 03:12 👍 218 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 22

"They don't know what they're up against."

What they're up against:

06.03.2026 02:38 👍 247 🔁 63 💬 6 📌 4

czech unis are good shit

06.03.2026 03:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I believe this dog in Japan has a deeper inner life than 85% of registered Republicans

06.03.2026 00:45 👍 140 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 2715 🔁 570 💬 32 📌 27

fingers crossed for AI George Washington

06.03.2026 00:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 👍 616 🔁 135 💬 4 📌 0

elite quote/photo combo here

06.03.2026 00:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is that guy around. I miss him

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've studied this region for years and I think something that gets lost all too often is that we're dealing with a culture where it's considered very upsetting to murder hundreds of children with a missile

05.03.2026 23:21 👍 198 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 2

the fuck did he expect him to say. fucking Americans

05.03.2026 23:17 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 1742 🔁 359 💬 81 📌 231