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Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really. She/her. Views are my own.

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Ah amazing! He's worked there for years and I still haven't been for a meal yet. I can vouch for the cocktails though!

07.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought my niece some vouchers for Hummingbird Cocktail bar and she said it was amazing. My brother in law works at The Art School and they also have a nice basement for cocktails. It'll be a good night regardless!

07.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's some beautiful hotels in Liverpool, have fun!

07.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Geribatric ward 😭

07.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He did try to join in

07.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You've got enough on your plate, dust can wait!

07.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I now know why spring cleaning is a thing. The sun has properly lit up parts of my livingroom I've not seen in months and gang, I'm offended by the level of dust. Off to get the big extendable feather duster out.

07.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

You in another decade

Back in 2011

07.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep that's about right!

06.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's genuinely nice to hear

06.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loads of people are from Wigan, she's from the same estate as me.

06.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't look her up and keep your mind free of her!

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I thought this was a random question, I didn't mean to hijack your ama!

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, Kay Burley is from where I'm from

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

if you were allowed to punch one game show host as hard as you could who would it be

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Holywood if bake off counts.

06.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a penguin wearing a pink hat is sitting on a chair . Alt: Pingu looking angry, wearing a pink towel is sitting on a chair.

Appeasing my angry uterus by throwing crumpets covered in an unholy amount of butter, a French Fancy and multiple cups of tea at it.

06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is wonderful

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing

06.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha! I have a certain set of skills

06.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The lanyard class thing is silly. I wore a lanyard as the head of a residential school. Never wore one working in admin for the NHS.

And the only time it came in useful was when I accidently cut my wrist open and I used it as a makeshift tourniquet.

06.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Westminster Meeting House raided by Metropolitan Police again. Statement: β€œFor Quakers, faith and action are inseparable. Peaceful protest, prayer and nonviolent action are integral parts of many Quakers' religious life.

Whilst we take the planning of criminal acts very seriously, we believe that this incident is a deliberate targeting of committed young people who want to make our country a more equitable place. This raid is part of a systematic stifling of dissent.

That this is the second time in a year that the police have raided our meeting house dramatically illuminates the broader trend in the UK of cracking down on those who disagree with the government. The right to protest is fundamental to our democracy. It's a key part of how people make their voices heard between elections.” – Oliver Robertson, Head of Witness and Worship
Quakers in Britain, 5 March 2026

Westminster Meeting House raided by Metropolitan Police again. Statement: β€œFor Quakers, faith and action are inseparable. Peaceful protest, prayer and nonviolent action are integral parts of many Quakers' religious life. Whilst we take the planning of criminal acts very seriously, we believe that this incident is a deliberate targeting of committed young people who want to make our country a more equitable place. This raid is part of a systematic stifling of dissent. That this is the second time in a year that the police have raided our meeting house dramatically illuminates the broader trend in the UK of cracking down on those who disagree with the government. The right to protest is fundamental to our democracy. It's a key part of how people make their voices heard between elections.” – Oliver Robertson, Head of Witness and Worship Quakers in Britain, 5 March 2026

Yesterday evening, for the second time in a year, the Met Police raided Westminster Quaker Meeting House and arrested a number of young nonviolent activists.

STATEMENT: www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 68

My Dad even with his ill health managed to sit his 11+ and went to a Catholic grammar school in Bolton and hated it. My mum weirdly was ill and couldn't sit the 11+ so went to the local secondary school and became head girl.

06.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know a discreet distress signal when I see one.

Have fun, haha!

05.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scientists have found cocaine in every single shrimp they tested.

Scientists have found cocaine in every single shrimp they tested.

You know what this means? It's those London eels, they've moved upstream and are dealing to the shrimp. Who is next?!

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot water bottles are fucking brilliant.

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew you'd appreciate it

05.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How I feel when someone blocks me

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

So do I, I hate it with all of my being.

05.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She seems like a very healthy, happy, beautiful one year old and all they can focus on is her lack of eyes.

05.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0