Rob Ashton

That really is quite the mic drop, man dig the Labour party a hole in the ground, they're fucking done.

A grand day out in Preston to watch the sports ball with Millwall .

Ice Hockey, I think they like that

“One shouldn’t over interpret the result”, but essentially reform have pretty much the entire right wing vote and still almost lost to the third party in the list

I'm not even brave enough to post a photo of my sprawl

I said *should* be

Lesson for labour here should be “stop kowtowing to those racist cunts”

I love this

Here is the list of candidates in alphabetical order:

1) Sir Oink A-Lot (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
2) ...
3) ...

the BBC counted A-Lot as the surname, was this a deliberate decision I simply do not know, but I love it.

Dear Lucy On the eve of the by-election, your Labour party spokesperson has admitted to the Huffington Post that a Labour party leaflet has been delivered through doors with your imprint recommending a vote for Labour by a tactical voting organisation which does not exist. This is deeply troubling, it is actually lying to voters. Did you approve this? Do you feel the Labour Party in government should be held to different standards in terms of honesty to the British public? In your last letter to me you mentioned your ‘very extensive data’ and ‘having spoken to over a third of eligible voters’ which led you to an understanding that the by election ‘was a contest between labour and Reform’. Clearly this latest development only tells voters one thing - you will employ any type of political deception (or in Urdu “Dhoka” ) to win. You will be very aware that all three real tactical voting organisations are recommending a vote for the Greens as the best way to stop Reform. Lying to the voters, as you have been caught doing, raises the real prospect that Reform will be the beneficiaries, something you have said that you don’t want. As this is such an important issue, for the sake of your own reputation, I would strongly urge you to apologise to the voters of Denton and Gorton before the polls open in the morning.” Kind regards, Zack Polanski Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

Why did you invent a fake tactical voting company to stop the Green Party beating Reform?

I'm starting to think your letters haven't always been in good faith...

Israeli soldiers shot a Palestinian boy and stood around as he bled to death, video shows Israeli forces blocked Palestinian ambulances while a 14-year-old lay bleeding for at least 45 minutes.

The most moral army www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

On repeat 🚮- I should be thankful I’m finally hitting balls in the air and not be annoyed that i can’t putt, I can fix that when the short game area is open and the sun is out

A side project I've been working on and using day to day for work for the last few longshothq.com

infuriating, doing 230 yard carry drives onto mud, 160 yard 7i with a chip onto the green and then... still fucking it up and getting +2

Surreal round, hitting the ball better than I have in a couple of months, worst score in a couple of months.

Yup

Weather app showing 0% chance of precipitation

Who has two thumbs and a 7:30am tee time? This guy

Sure, but point blank ignoring the results of what is happening north of the border is lunacy - the results are classrooms where the teacher spends more time managing the children with needs than actually teaching. “Oh but they’ll have SEN assistants”, who will be the first to go on budget cuts.

Spoiler alert; they tried this in Scotland, it has not been a success

Made a thing, beats SSH from my iphone at least

Yeah, the only bonus really is that the pub opens at 16:00, 15km to the pub, 5km home.

I can see blue sky, I have 20km to run today, I can't run in the mornings, I hate it, I just know that if I go at 16:00 that it'll piss down though.

Cor, I forgot what running a 50 mile week felt like, I am STARVING this morning.

All old games are hard, and were hard at the time - I don’t recall ever seeing an FAQ for golden axe, or commando 😂

Golden axxxeee

I Am Super Rational Why Are You All So Upset

I got to 6km and the heavens opened up, fucking soaked. The bridge I’d usually use to shortcut back at has two pedestrian crossings on it - double green men, fuck it - I’m carrying on and going to the pub. 🍻

Fewer

(I did a few of these before I naturally overthought it and started fucking it again, the principle is there, I just need to get it to feel more natural)

Really starting to understand how a golf swing is supposed to work, less effort, more distance.

It’s a rainy Saturday, and I avoided temptation when I passed the pub at the 21km mark…