Paul Ford probably wouldn’t bother but he could absolutely dismantle a guy like Zitron, just break him apart like an expired rotisserie chicken
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Paul Ford probably wouldn’t bother but he could absolutely dismantle a guy like Zitron, just break him apart like an expired rotisserie chicken
I’ll never forget the first time I heard the word “carrageenan” youtu.be/vE18Pnm5xV8?...
That’s very close to my old home-movie recipe. Karo, red food coloring, then some corn starch to make it less translucent, and some chocolate syrup to make it less bright. Tasted pretty good too, which came in handy.
I think we all remember the first time a girl made us listen to all of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness before not making out
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yeah we were talking about that puzzle in the Boswords chat
I was all set to fight you but then realized you’re 100% right
that was the widest movie i’ve ever seen
I know people keep saying Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead but this version is a little more table-dancing-y youtu.be/X_ZT9nz9mLs?...
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this is the first thing that popped into my head and i was gonna dismiss it but now……i dunno! it’s kinda working for me! youtu.be/eG4AawcYdSE?...
you guys ever see midsommar
Since there are no longer any consequences for anything I’m just gonna go ahead and say I think the opening riff of Sweet Child o’ Mine is corny
I love Bushmiller’s “lazy” faces, they’re like “have you ever really *thought* about brooms man”
I was thinking of Inside (2007) and didn’t get it
I agree with all this, I didn’t have enough room to properly describe the bell curve of the Fast series
A list of the last three movies I watched in 2025: Now You See Me, Now You See Me 2, Now You See Me: Now You Don’t
Did I watch the NUCM trilogy backwards so it would show up in the correct order on my Letterboxd? No. Did they, much like the Fast/Furious movies they emulate, get better with each sequel? Yes. Am I ever happy to see Jesse Eisenberg? No. Are magic tricks impressive when shown in a movie, a medium th
Why is there a piñata in the den that looks like me? And why was it filled with printouts from my poetry blog and then beaten with a rake?
Devo / Freedom of Choice
elf on the shelf bursts out of my chest, sprays delighted kids with gore, shrieks, skitters off the dining room table
Listen, I saw a scary spider and I—let me finish—I didn't DROP the baby I USED the baby to kill the scary spider
Heartbreaking. I’ve enjoyed his words for years and years. I won’t forget him.
scariest part of The Ring imo
A McDonalds playset from the 70s, helping prepare youths for their minimum wage job flipping burgers.
@consumertc.bsky.social I just remembered my grandparents had one of these playsets at their house in the 70s, for some reason. Is this unusual or do you have like a dozen of them in your garage?
i like the zooms in your recent work, they are scary
I like Paul Dano just fine but every time he shows up in a movie I’m like “welp this isn’t going to end well”
When someone says “I love you” I like to respond with “love you more” because that means I win the relationship.
hang on……..gordon’s ALIVE?!