Jay Zedbee

Me when I am normal

To be clear, I AM fit

Very funny how "nigel farage begs to be friends with an us admistration that wants to harm and make Britain poorer" is objectively true and proven to work as a left of centre revive potion but starmer can't take it bc he's boxed himself in. I wish it didn't affect me! Really funny

Once a girl working at my gym asked to take a photo of me and I said OK and she then aied me the fuck up to be like you don't have to super fit to join!

If Keir Starmer stood up in the Commons and said ”don’t drink bleach“ Kemi would be flooring it down to the nearest B&Q

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

Tbh I think it's very funny she clearly said something off handely (that made her seem like a jerk but...) and it was THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY ONLINE. I am making an ai video of those muscular human cats attacking her

Why did she kick out the cats then

Give her the Oscar

Also and it just occurs to me, we already kinda have a successor to SNL in taskmaster in that it mixes that improvey live TV feeling with young talent and household names

I hope this succeeds bc SNL is acc quite good at giving people experience in live TV and TV in general but it is weird to go for this format *now*

I thought this was about Alison Bechdel enlisting

I thought this was butch nerd woman

This is what I understood as well

Okay, enough. Look, the centre-right are going to be the centre-right, that's completely unsurprising to me. I don't expect the Economist to like Polanski.

But this shit is just dangerous. It is asserting that what is at the end of the day a democratic party is akin to literal neofascists.

2.2m views and 250 thousand likes - you can't buy those numbers

also i am sorry what made it work was joss whedon's writing and you cant and shouldnt bring him back and we have not reached the point where we can hear his writing without hearing the bad attempts at it that came after. you cant make it again

I still quite like firefly and i think it was a good show but if i had to watch a 67 year old Fillion quip to Morena Baccarin that shes a whore in bad chinese while talking about how his basically confederacy coded cause was the just one I would quickly grow to hate it

arguably just about Jeremy Hunt's views so like, the last chancellor was basically still holding them?

one of the things about jack gleeson being such a fantastic actor ("they beat me with clubs!" line delivery undefeated) is that i forget that joffrey in the books is supposed to have that lannister ethereal beauty instead of obnoxious jumped up posh bully

this is the funniest thing anyone ever said

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away. - some poem but also me, about david cameron

why does this give me the mental image of columbo going just one more thing....did those feet in ancient times....

It is acc kinda depressing that he thinks a liberal tory who is ok with trans ppl and doesnt like racism is a contradiction. its like a nuclear wasteland happened and we erased all memory of cameron but the damage he created

person that prefers cats to dogs: oh you have a dog? that's nice. im more of a cat person

person that prefers dogs to cats: WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD A CAT CAME INTO MY LIVING ROOM AND SHOT DOWN MY GRANDMA. THIS IS WHY I HATE THIS CURSED BREED

Guys just get rid of starmer and elect someone whose reason to live isn't being mad at Ed miliband because they are mad at Gordon brown bc they are mad at an argument that happened when they were 6

My god the good news on the pitch is dire for labour if every single account I know is trying to dissect one same council by election

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

They are both good comebacks it's just so revealing of the person writing it makes me laugh

profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for keir starmer and shabana mahmood!