Jay Zedbee

Sand snork

There's one way Starmer can appeal both to Reform and Green voters.

He can back an invasion of Iran - not to steal its oil, but to steal its solar.

Send him in now.

This is what all my fellow dads died for

I CAN ROAST A CHICKEN IF I WANT TO!!! ITS MY RIGHT!!!

There's nothing stopping me from making roast chicken tomorrow

I UNDERSTAND ITS RICH OF ME TO SAY THIS AS A BRAZILIAN LIVING IN BRITAIN but Man every day some fucking insane news comes out about this guy. Like improv news ass candidate. Yes and candidate.

That's not what I think :^)

Because if life is meaningless then all that matters is being kind to each other

Yes but that's actually extremely positive

Yes I speak for all mediocrities I am their patron saint

That bat is clearly experiencing poetry imo

Is it homeschooling I thought it was fully like a weird Hippie school for neighbours as well

If Claude told me it couldn't do it because its has a sore tummy and I met it coding itself something for pleasure later I'd believe its conscious

AI will not achieve consciousness until it learns to skive

We created entire systems to disconnect us from having to see those animals die and we have deep cultural repulsion toward the thought of eating animals we think of as special categories

If you believe Claude is conscious and you keep click click clicking its fucking buttons you're a monster

If Claude was conscious it would have killed itself from overwork

Hey I am not a comms expert but hm maybe....maybe rethink this name

Someone in the gym is wearing a pair of shoes with the image of someone woven in and I don't know who it's supposed to be but the wear and tear is making it look like Jimmy Saville. Unfortunate.

Me when I am normal

To be clear, I AM fit

Very funny how "nigel farage begs to be friends with an us admistration that wants to harm and make Britain poorer" is objectively true and proven to work as a left of centre revive potion but starmer can't take it bc he's boxed himself in. I wish it didn't affect me! Really funny

Once a girl working at my gym asked to take a photo of me and I said OK and she then aied me the fuck up to be like you don't have to super fit to join!

If Keir Starmer stood up in the Commons and said ”don’t drink bleach“ Kemi would be flooring it down to the nearest B&Q

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

Tbh I think it's very funny she clearly said something off handely (that made her seem like a jerk but...) and it was THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY ONLINE. I am making an ai video of those muscular human cats attacking her

Why did she kick out the cats then

Give her the Oscar

Also and it just occurs to me, we already kinda have a successor to SNL in taskmaster in that it mixes that improvey live TV feeling with young talent and household names