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I’m reclusive and introverted but people often mistake this as antisocial which sucks :( I like people!! I’m just shy and it takes less effort to be alone

did i ever cross-post my pokemon AU stuff here
#ocsky

He wants you to have a nice day :)

an edited version of the original image, replacing "Asia Launch" with "We Nuked Singapore"

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Uploading to ArXiv is not “publishing a paper”. It’s posting an essay. It isn’t a paper until it’s been peer reviewed and published by a reputable publication.

(Fuck you, AI bros. You are not scientists, engineers, or any other role associated with service or thought.)

This happened because you (you personally, Scott, as management at microsoft) mandated that your people try to find a use for generative AI to justify all the spend, but it just isn't useful. Some poor intern tried to use it to create this documentation and this is the best it could do.

“Piezo buzzer” (it was not piezo)

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Definition of a subgroup

LaTeX

You don’t have to force your thoughts into a standard template if you already have a natural way to put them (grumbling about cover letters)

Hemingway wrote largely in dialogue due to his experience as a journalist. “Hills Like White Elephants” is a classic example and it reads very naturally

Whenever I think we’ve hit rock-bottom stupidity, The Atlantic publishes and reveals new levels of inane horseshit.

This is the sickest, most brutal takedown I have ever seen. Crazy that it was seen as praise and put on the cover

Spiritual warfare is lighting a candle to burn down your hedge of protection

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

checking gives the crossitive inverse ;3

The "top lookups" on the Merrian-Webster dictionary website, refreshed every thirty seconds. In descending other, they are: 1. fascism 2. emolument 3. complacent 4. apeling 5. Planipennia 6. lagniappe 7. try

This is lots of fun to watch.

Oh it’s Tylenol. Fuck me I guess.

So excited for the answer to autism! Didn’t know autism was a question, but glorious leader will announce it tomorrow! Perhaps a sequel to autism? Perhaps a DLC? Yippee!

Poem: Android

On my TV
on my scope.
On my fridge
and on my boat.

There’s no reason to despair,
there’s WiFi signal in the air.
Kotlin methods count your hair,
Android’s running everywhere.

“I prefer [A] to [B] because [reason].”

a few moments later

“I haven’t really done [B]. I’m used to [A].”

And thus [reason] was a sham all along.

Don’t fall for the matte screen-protector meme. In exchange for minor glare reduction, my tablet’s display is now shit. I can see the colors that the white is made of.

Teslas are always the worst drivers.

I HATE SWEETGUM I HATE SWEETGUM

LLVM is one of the greatest technological triumphs of our time.

A framed 14x11 motivational poster from IBM. It has a gray background. The header says “Quality” and there is an inset frame of Challenger on the launchpad. The bottom says “Defect Prevention… It Matters.” with a classic IBM logo in white.

I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was.

I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.

Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

This concludes the Fuck Around portion of the exam. The Finding Out will commence after a five minute break.

It’s yuge. So big. Men and women tell me how beautiful it is.