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Matt Bernhard

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I do election stuff and security stuff, and sometimes election security stuff. https://mbernhard.com

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An iPhone screen widget showing a black dot in a field of purple and text that just reads “Above +33%”

An iPhone screen widget showing a black dot in a field of purple and text that just reads “Above +33%”

Well this seems ominous

27.02.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

on that Charles Scheeler shit

27.02.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In our household we call this barkeology

24.02.2026 00:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy cow what an ending to the gold medal match

19.02.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you find answers, or at least relief, swiftly!

16.02.2026 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(You’ve probably already thought of this but) FODMAPs? I went through something like this a few years back and it totally sucked. The good news was it eventually cleared up for me. The bad news is I have no idea what happened or why it stopped.

16.02.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/mber...

14.02.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*other people’s weights

14.02.2026 17:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

That turning into your parents commercial but it’s putting weights back where they’re supposed to go at the gym

14.02.2026 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

In Michigan, all SUVs are station wagons.

13.02.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Owls intensify.

28.01.2026 18:47 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
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I present: an dog and an other dog

in

snow

26.01.2026 03:59 👍 101 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 3

*James Earl Jones voice* Hey you're not Simba

12.01.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Though I suppose in my field that would require most of the professors to learn what it is first.

08.01.2026 19:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need to start teaching epistemic humility to PhD candidates.

08.01.2026 19:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been thinking about the inherent lack of curiosity in current research practices recently. We've increasingly become a community that wants to assert and influence, not learn or explore. But we do love speaking in the name of truth!

08.01.2026 15:59 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2

neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)

05.01.2026 20:33 👍 1886 🔁 183 💬 23 📌 21

Not just an ADHD thing! It’s some combination of banner blindness and warning fatigue, a thing we have studied at great length and know not to do (but apparently choose to anyways 😬)

05.01.2026 20:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feliz cumpleaños everyone

01.01.2026 05:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished

01.01.2026 03:52 👍 586 🔁 65 💬 6 📌 0

Points scored in 2025 playoff games:

JMU 34
Ohio State 14

Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament

01.01.2026 03:49 👍 1470 🔁 325 💬 19 📌 6

Still love the truck

01.01.2026 03:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

That’s a fine product of Rice University thank you very much

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Top tier joke

25.12.2025 22:09 👍 2125 🔁 563 💬 33 📌 25
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The Red Wings Are A Wagon

prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...

23.12.2025 15:21 👍 59 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 2

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

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Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.

Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...

22.11.2025 02:07 👍 252 🔁 61 💬 16 📌 17

Is the Pitt marching band exclusively playing Billy Joel songs?

15.11.2025 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ThEy WoN’t CaNcEl HuB-tO-hUb i say bitterly on my Delta flight from Detroit to Raleigh to Atlanta.

09.11.2025 17:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a young boy wearing a party hat is sitting at a table with a plate of food Alt: A GIF of Dewey from "Malcom in the Middle" saying "I expect nothing, and I'm still let down"
31.10.2025 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0