death is fucked up. what do you mean it just stops i'm in there! im not sure of the actual words but like if consciousness was a movie and i was watching it i'm hoping for the sequel. but instead the movie ends and the nitrate film bursts into flames killing the projectionist and the theatre is gone
Fox News was on at the gym over the weekend and the chyron said "WOKE MAPPING" to refer to gerrymandering and honestly I've gotta hand it to them, it's been rattling around in my head like Beat It for 48 hours.
epic drink idea: seven loko. consists of absinthe, everclear, radithor, schnapps, 16 entire shots of espresso coffee, apple juice, and the water they use to cool nuclear reactors
yeah but its funnier if its a word processor. and its also not HTML
Locked in i think
epic idea: word processor that lets you embed literally anything that would be feasible to embed. images, videos, applications, other documents, entire websites, audio, et cetera you get the idea
its the ghost of homer simpson past
had a dream where someone invented a moshpit move called "Aviation" where you'd get like 60 of your friends to form into a wright flyer 3 and there was one successful flight where they got like 3 feet off the ground and it lasted 1.5 seconds and resulted in 61 concussions (they hit someone)
alternate universe where z/OS is on x86:
me configuring the x86 z/OS: "eliza i want to blow my brains out with a shotgun"
1966 rogerian psychotherapy eliza: "i don't like people that are a different skin colour than me"
evil sam palmisano through the PA from his IBM lair: "same"
me: "oh"
i hid the post already but good to know for next time
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
fun fact about bluesky it is possible to tag images in posts as containing adult content
yes this is because i got a fully naked woman on my timeline with no warning
Me: *visibly stressed, overwhelmed, anxious*
Women shopping at my work: *polite, understanding, asking how i am, reassuring me*
Thank you, and happy international women's day
Sincerely,
A tired af enby who has been on fumes all year
just realised this post probably makes me look like i don't believe they found a 4 million year old human ancestor thing the joke was that the skull just looked kinda annoyed
oh i thought that was like a weirdly formatted IRC chat i didnt realise it was code
what software is this
me when someone tells me some Bullshit
Turns out he had more than one victim, please see this new document that has their testimony
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
it fits :)
its called DAYdream. its reminding you its daytime because its daydream
im going to rob you. i dont actually have anything that uses DDR5 RAM (except my laptop but that's SO-DIMM not DIMM) but its for the love of the game /j
not as funny though
stick figure drawing of a guy with a spear running after a truck with a realistic image of a hot dog on the roof
cool new art piece. its called Hunting For Hot Dog Because They Are Hungry And Have Been Fooled By The Hot Dog On The Car Because It's Not A Real Hot Dog But It Looks Like It Because It Is To Signify The Purpose Of Said Truck From Afar He Could Have Asked. its about the """Human condition™"""
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?
this is limp bizkit approved trust me i'm fred durst from another timeline
Pure godless evil.
I had to
ok computer but with the pokopia logo on it (saying ok computer)
cant believe radiohead's making lp10 already
[and then ripple never played pokopia because he doesnt own a switch 2 and also because it hasn't released]
