The Baja Blastard

Guys this whole timeline might be my fault, I wished on a monkey's paw for Baja Blast to be available in cans year round

A preview of the Mac theme "NightTech 2.0" by "William Neidow"

NightTech 2.0 - William Neidow
https://macthemes.garden/themes/933c9764c0df-NightTech-20

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

I am a hardware hacking absolutist. If you sell me a computer and I’m not allowed to install Debian or something on it you should go to the bad prison they talk about in Office Space.

I am cursed to be a shitposting Cassandra

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

There's a thing they say about rabid dogs.

Why the fuck are you clowns like this. Stop carrying water for the senile child rapist president.

They should fight to the death

Geordi, no!! You want Chicago hardbop! You don't even know it, but thats what you need, Geordi!

graphic with the quote, "When a few drones get through or tragic things happen, it's front-page news. I get it, the press only wants to make the president look bad."

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's response to US troops dying

Is that good

i bet you could play trump a 60-minute youtube mashup of every mcdonald's ad from the last half century and you would have to whale on his arm with bamboo rods to keep him from tweeting to the nation about how this is what we're fighting for, and what joe biden took from us when he invented covid 19

Not one of these ghouls knows a trans kid, understands anything about the actual circumstances or humanity of trans kids, or gives a shit. To them, trans kids play a purely symbolic role: they are a Weak Other that can be abused as form of collective self-soothing. So fucking gross.

evil. it's ok to call evil people evil. in fact it is necessary

Is that good

a smug looking wojak saying “But what if you were gay in Iran?” in the background is a destroyed city

Did you know you can shrug and say "No can do boss" when a court orders you to do something

"ducky" was my first word so your child and I are now sworn enemies despite a mutual love of dinosaurs

In this house we stand for the flag🫡

Sorry Reuters you’ve already been scooped by No Shit Magazine

EA sale failing due to this reason would be the funniest thing in the world

How it started / how it's going

Fuck. Another all timer.

bsky.app/profile/nina...

hey look a fun history lesson!

Every time I see that left rendering I think about this guy

Bookmarked because I'm desperate to know.

It’s a real tribute to AI’s terribleness that everyone thinks the AI George looks like a different celebrity and everyone is right