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a whole lot of people wouldn't be shit if they weren't hiding behind a corporate veil

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i'm about to show y'all how to create the most ridiculous but hilarious and useful data model of all time sometime. i'll map the shit out of these seemingly meaningless processes that you follow in your personal lives stop playing with me

07.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and also there's not a person in this world who gives a shit about people at their core as michelle obama - doesn't play with the bullshit and has an impeccable sense of a person's being.

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing i love more than a solid ass case of character development

07.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

swear that the michelle obama and craig robinson podcast is one of my favorite podcasts ever they bring depth out of everyone - katt williams is talking even more real than usual on the one i'm listening to

07.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

at this point we just gotta burn it all to the fucking ground and redistribute tbh - as someone who happily voted for kamala

07.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

smh i know 0 languages fluently other than english and can tell you easily that is korean. sorry you gotta deal with shit like that dude

07.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is some uniquely american shit to put pro-social ideology on what is otherwise 100% a conservative's car. good for that one single person! wish more people would think for themselves like this regardless. humanity where none was expected

07.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thnoopy - mike tyson

07.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so real for this

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we? YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-...

07.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we? YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know

again i posit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-...

07.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Empowering Users with Real-Time Dataβ€”Building Custom Screen Flow Experiences with LWC | Trailblazer Community In-person Event - This is an admin friendly introduction to LWC's by Colorado's own Evelyn Maguire!

which is why you should come hang out on apr 29 and witness the transition from standing desk to couch

trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

great conversation yesterday -
me: doesn't seem like there are too many dull moments in your life
@evelyn.fyi: i would do terrible things for a dull moment lol
me: literally just sit on a couch
evelyn: i will when the book is done!
me: in that case stand at a desk

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Hate is the most important emotion in sport

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

damn it's snowing here catch some extra sun for your guy

06.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mascot dropped a mixtape with the look last year

06.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

blacksky.community/profile/did:...

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Enunciating shit is so funny. Mf think he on the radio 🀣

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BOOM ROASTED

06.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"only draymond green has more technicals than luka over the last seven years" lmfao

06.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if luka doncic puts 10% of the energy into exercise that he does about bitching about calls he would have never left the mavs and nobody would know who nico harrison is and that man would still have a job

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like if i wanted a petulant child as the future of my team i would choose my daughter - she's three.

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Luka Doncic, even though he's one of my top three favorite players, just needs to shut the fuck up and run down the court sometimes

06.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marcus Smart with the bonehead turnover - pretty funny when man doesn't live up to his name

06.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just re-upped on one of my contracts, that's what's up

06.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
High and Dry (feat. Bilal) by Pete Kuzma on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2006 Β· Duration 5:56

music.apple.com/us/album/hig...

06.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Avril 14th by Aphex Twin on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2001 Β· Duration 2:05

you'll know the sample almost instantly if any of you hip hop heads listen to this - music.apple.com/us/album/avr...

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jean catch felonies on the melody, hella killer
do shit with my eyes closed like helen keller

06.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nah' Mean Nah'm Sayin' (feat. Jean Grae) by The Herbaliser on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2005 Β· Duration 4:03

jean grae goes dumb hard on this song
music.apple.com/us/album/nah...

06.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

shout out to my wife and our air fryer - never done me wrong

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0