Yes, we do
02.03.2026 06:31
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Yes, we do
From the Norwegian Consumer Council: „The Enshittificator“ vimeo.com/1168468796?f... — make it shitty 😭
Oh no
Awesome on the giving end of the milling. Less so on the receiving end.
MtG Vexing Arcanix, Ice Age set
I am going to carbon-date myself
New year resolution: Connect with the #OpenTelemetry community IRL ✨
OTel Unplugged EU - Feb 2 in Brussels → Unconference format → You pick the topics → Direct maintainer access → Real roadmap influence
1 month out. Limited spots: buff.ly/aaUyQsx
RT if you're attending or thinking about it!
Now or never
Peeps, upvote this please. I need it in my life ASAP! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
Just the tiniest of slights
But if you do not get the lore about the five-volumes epic tale of how the long lost grandmother’s journey through the great depression was saved by this very recipe for mac&cheese, what’s even the point.
KubeCon breaks many many hearts
Win-win
They are way easier* done if you always think in delta temporality.
* nope, not easy, not ever
Even with sampling, metrics win. If you enjoy temporality, wait until you get a gulp of metrics aggregation (spatial or temporal, equally fun).
Honestly, even when pre-sliced.
Darwin Awards, cloud-native style
Last day of #KubeConNA 2025! 🎨
Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0.
In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you.
In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win.
Find The Artist at Booth 710!
Generative AI is transforming software observability, moving beyond static dashboards to conversational troubleshooting and intelligent telemetry analysis.
By @michele.dash0.com, thanks to CNCF and @dash0.com
Come and see what we cooked up! #Observability #MagicTheGathering #OpenTelemetry
I am looking forward to this year’s sockrupcy. Unfortunately, it’s always next month.
I am guessing there were intense negotiations about Observability 3.5
Honeycomb?
Sometimes the best ideas start as simple questions. 💭
That’s how #OpenTelemetry for Dummies - Dash0 Special Edition by Ayooluwa Isaiah and @kaspernissen.xyz was born, to make #observability a little more human, a little clearer, and a little more fun.
Free download → www.dash0.com/lp/opentelem...
Two groups of five plus three
I guess it’s finally settled, then.
A picture of Mel Brooks as Yogurt in Spaceballs. Like Yoda, but golden.
So, this?
It’s not supposed to?
I draw the line at having to explain for the fifth time that the Vitruvian Man is entirely in the public domain.
Yes but soon the casket will be able to answer
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