TrailOfSalt's Avatar

TrailOfSalt

@derekjon

K̶i̶n̶d̶ o̶f̶ Definitely a square. PNW-based rants.

820
Followers
2,640
Following
990
Posts
28.11.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by TrailOfSalt @derekjon

It’s not just that all of these people are on drugs, but that they’re all so bad at it

08.03.2026 00:13 👍 148 🔁 19 💬 8 📌 0

I really just can't get into the headspace of people who think:

1.) Jesus is coming back in the immediate future
2.) He's gonna give us a high five for making the bombs that blew up Bethlehem and give us a pony
3.) So better explode some more shit real good to expedite the process

08.03.2026 00:17 👍 363 🔁 50 💬 26 📌 5

DHS/CBP/ICE are fucking murderers and child predators and they need to be treated as such for every single day of their shit lives.

07.03.2026 04:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I guess" we are gonna piss on your grave you fucking disgusting pig.

06.03.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MAGA

{(M)y dog's (A)nal (G)lands need expression tri-(A)nnually}

06.03.2026 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America:
We love birth, because Jesus.
We love bombing kids, because also Jesus.

06.03.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dipshit donald really did start ww3 huh

06.03.2026 17:20 👍 190 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0

By morons for morons

06.03.2026 14:33 👍 1368 🔁 215 💬 62 📌 7

As the death and destruction mounts throughout the Middle East, the imbecile Trump calls for “unconditional surrender.”What a laughably sick tragedy—for America and the world. Tough days ahead.

06.03.2026 14:35 👍 581 🔁 136 💬 34 📌 4

The country to extradite and execute Andrew Wakefield should be given the chair of the UN security council

06.03.2026 14:50 👍 143 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

In 2024 the GOP dropped most of the pro-life language in its platform

ostensibly bc a national abortion ban would have lost them women voters,

but possibly because they wanted to more fully embrace their true identity as murderous genocidal atrocity machines?

06.03.2026 04:04 👍 194 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 3

Hahahahahahahahah

06.03.2026 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17357 🔁 5755 💬 128 📌 102

Horrible. They all play ball, eventually.
Back to carrier pigeons I guess.

05.03.2026 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm just so so sick of all of this. Sick of his face sick of his voice sick of his existence.
It will end soon I'm sure...his body is a garbage fire...but it can't end soon enough.
He's a cancerous sore on humanity and this planet.

05.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the intended
outcome was to burn small girls to death then yes that's very advanced technology that everyone should feel good about adopting into their daily life

05.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uniball Vision Extra Fine all dang day

05.03.2026 01:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just told him that and he said he'll be calling you

04.03.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Karoline Leavitt...child murderer/abuser or child murder/abuse adjacent who can say

04.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's been said many times before but either he's
A. a nazi
or B. unable or unwilling to discern which folks are the nazis and the baddies, so he gives his time and implicit approval to those that truly don't deserve it.
Both are horrific qualities for a would-be U.S. senator.

04.03.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

possibly one of the funniest things a person can do is complain about virtue signalling while wearing a cross

04.03.2026 17:00 👍 102 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

Nothing but hate for these pieces of shit.

04.03.2026 01:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"More than three-quarters of Republican respondents, 77%, approved of the attack on Iran; 83% of Republicans said Trump has a clear plan for handling the attacks on Iran."

They not like us. They not like us. They not like us.

03.03.2026 22:51 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Aw, fuck , man.

03.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry did Trump just say that everyone the U.S. wanted to run Iran is dead and now no one knows what’s going to happen next, is that really what’s happening right now

03.03.2026 19:48 👍 72 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1

Eschatology in the 90s was going like "well everything has a bar code now, maybe that's the Mark of the Beast" and in 2026 a man with a mirthless grin named "MrBeast" is beckoning your children to trust him

03.03.2026 19:20 👍 168 🔁 43 💬 0 📌 0

Agree

03.03.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

02.03.2026 02:37 👍 3849 🔁 591 💬 41 📌 25

And people keep telling me we are better than the Taliban.

Take away public schools, 50 years of functioning government, public health, running water, paved roads, supermarkets, & we will worse than the Taliban

03.03.2026 03:18 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0