imagine bragging that you can’t cook in your 30s
14.01.2026 17:23
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imagine bragging that you can’t cook in your 30s
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My painting DARK STORM
ally beardsley in the dome pointing to viewer saying “you’re high as fuck and that blew your mind”
i got got so hard here
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youre telling me a buffalo replaced this?
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happy dheizember to all who celebrate
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its soooo choerry 💜💜💜💜💜
real men have a little cry about loona disbanding sometimes
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My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
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who could have known the My Leg! guy was so multitalented
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Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
america will not stand for a descent into authoritarianism. they will sit and watch
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ever eat a kid’s meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents
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she said 🍌☹️
