Houdini, running out of ideas: Watch and marvel as I escape from this predatory timeshare contract!
06.03.2026 23:56
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Houdini, running out of ideas: Watch and marvel as I escape from this predatory timeshare contract!
Clearly a forgery. Jesus dots his i with a heart.
*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?
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it’s pronounced mar-KWAYN from now on
sticking your arm through the entire bag for the other end and rubbing every piece on the way out.
them ain’t your whore shoes
Sorry I can't make it. The rest of the week is looking super busy: Today is Prince spaghetti day. Tomorrow I fashion a shillelagh from a cursed oak burl. Friday is the timberdoodle show beneath the moon
So the smack on the behind was nothing?
Sorry I didn’t mean to give a pep talk, that’s not my character
I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩
Ya hear tin whistles now, doncha?
It doesn’t mean that you like them. Do you like them? DO YOU?
Wonderful!
Now it is! (What is Hip?, featuring Stephen “Doc” Kupka on bari sax)
Musical notation for a baritone saxophone
I hope a well-groomed bari sax player follows you around and plays a tasty lick every time something terrible doesn’t happen to you
There is far too much pressure to live your best life these days. Leave me alone and let me live my most middling life in peace, with the colourful miscellany of highs and lows that naturally entails.
Think I’ll head to church today just to say the fuck is all this bullshit father Bob
Ayatollah you this would happen
Get the Muskrat Love writer
Fun fact:
I’m the Cadillac in “Pink Cadillac”
Thank you!
30 seconds of zen #LinnRun #trailrun #mountainstream #relax
lol but what if they unironically bomb you someday. I’m sticking with chef (lower case) just to be safe
Nice!
Yes!
I’m going to play that clip on repeat until this bullshit stops
Sweet baby buddha there’s baseball on the radio right now in spite of all the bullshit and that’s some good medicine
Everything bagels and plain bagels
And made bagels so I don’t scream
