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Phil W. Bayles

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Writer permanently stuck in the drafting stage; connoisseur of Dad jokes. Fervent hater of GenAI in all its forms. If found, please return to the nearest multiplex. (He/Him)

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365 Mornings Later… Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Brain Dumps.

Today marks a full year since I first started #TheArtistsWay and got into the habit of writing #morningpages — three pages of longhand, every single morning.

I wrote a bit about how it's changed me, both as a writer and as a person...

06.03.2026 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once had to sleep in a bathtub to avoid the wrath of an angry cat.

05.03.2026 07:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17257 🔁 5726 💬 128 📌 101

Honestly, this news is enough to make me consider downloading Unity again. I still think it's the high point of the series as a whole.

04.03.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like Wayne, but his Fountains suck.

04.03.2026 10:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk . Alt: Jed Bartlet in 'The West Wing' repeatedly banging his head on a desk.

I've been asked to spend my morning at work looking through a spreadsheet that someone got Gemini to shit out and make sure it actually gave the correct information. It's supposed to be a copy/paste job and it keeps including random sentences it just made up.

#FuckGenAI #StopTheSlop

04.03.2026 10:03 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! Maybe I could write my own "AI-generated summary" of the meeting full of hallucinations and misinformation...

03.03.2026 11:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been invited to a work meeting next week about using GenAI at work. Trying to decide whether to just not show up out of protest, or attend and spend the whole time making retching noises whenever someone uses the phrase "AI".

03.03.2026 11:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really need a new video game to get my teeth into. I've tried a few things recently — Pathologic 3, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Neva — and bounced right off them. Anybody got a recommendation for PS5? Otherwise I'll just play The Last of Us Part II for the tenth time...

01.03.2026 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure it's a great sign that my main recurring thought while watching #WutheringHeights was "Boy, Poor Things was a good movie, I should watch that again soon!"

27.02.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice to see Pokémon asking the important questions like "What if a bird was perfectly spherical?" and "What if the bird hated everything with the burning heat of a thousand suns?"

27.02.2026 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's fascinating seeing people trying to move away from having everything on a smartphone and, in many cases, WILDLY overcompensating by throwing out the baby with the bathwater. I want to get off Spotify but I'll do that by getting a DAP, not lugging cassettes and CDs everywhere with me!

27.02.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When my wife was pregnant with our daughter we were considering calling her Lyra, but I persuaded her against it when the TV adaptation of 'His Dark Materials' started to air. Sure enough, a few years later I've met a dozen Lyras and have yet to meet a single other Mara.

27.02.2026 13:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OK, I'm not sure I know what *any* of these are... the first one might be Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, and the last one sounds sorta SimCity-ish, but otherwise I'm drawing a total blank.

27.02.2026 13:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's almost sweet the way Kemi thinks she's a real politician instead of just a repulsive little troll presiding over the shuffling corpse of a party that hasn't realised it's dead yet.

27.02.2026 13:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only people who regularly call me 'Philip' are my mother and my grandmother. It'd sound weird coming from anyone else, but it would somehow be weirder if the name on my birth certificate was 'Phil.'

27.02.2026 13:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't sell yourself short; "half-tucked destroyer of history" made me laugh out loud!

27.02.2026 06:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Favourite games poorly explained:

A Dog Takes Up Painting.

Emo Twink Jesus Gave Me Superpowers!

The Hangover: The Game

Men Will Run Around Playing Pirates Instead Of Going To Couples' Therapy

This Eldritch Horror Could Have Been An Email.

27.02.2026 06:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

God, these people are so deeply pathetic. Absolute losers, to a one.

24.02.2026 11:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one thing I love to do is to type and type and type and think oh woah, I must have nearly written a whole article here, I've typed up so many things, and then look at the wordcount and stare at "283" for a while

24.02.2026 10:40 👍 330 🔁 22 💬 16 📌 4

Never fails to blow my mind that a woman who changed her name to Lionel, because she wanted a more masculine name than the one she was born with, turned out to be a massive raging transphobe.

24.02.2026 10:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need to normalise mercilessly bullying people who use this stupid GenAI shit. Point and laugh, call them names. It's the only way they'll learn.

24.02.2026 07:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if Mr and Mrs Altman ever regret the two decades they wasted bringing up this dingus.

22.02.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Taking My Life Out Of My Pocket Or: How I Learned The Value of Friction

Some thoughts on my recent forays into the world of #digitalminimalism...

22.02.2026 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My history teacher showed us all six episodes of Blackadder Goes Forth as part of our lessons on the First World War. I still remember the classroom going dead silent at the final scene when everyone goes over the top...

20.02.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Depending on the teacher or the subject, it was either Remember the Titans or James Gunn's live-action Scooby-Doo.

When I was 16 we once convinced our maths teacher to let us watch the South Park movie. I think he laughed more at it than we did.

20.02.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now I need to know what movies people were shown in school on movie days or when the teacher didn't feel like it.

• The Ten Commandments (many times)
• Ben-Hur (at least twice)
• The Breakfast Club (my high school loved this one)
• Remember the Titans
• Monty Python & The Holy Grail (idk, man)

20.02.2026 15:40 👍 208 🔁 14 💬 261 📌 789

That's exactly the kind of thing I mean, but the one I remember was two photos — one of all that stuff on a wooden table, and the other with just a phone. Honestly, I'm not even sure that it was an advert now that I think about it... it may just have been a really ubiquitous image.

20.02.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone remember a print ad for a smartphone — I think one of the early iPhones, but can't be sure — that showed a phone on a desk next to a photo of all the things it replaced (like a camera, an alarm clock, a notebook, a wallet, a flashlight, and so on)? Trying to find the original version...

20.02.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Going after the rich isn't just morally right, it's also a matter of public health. Choosing to hoard such obscene amounts of money is a mental illness that makes people do horrific things to both themselves and the wider community.

19.02.2026 17:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0