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🔧 PLAYTEST STARTS TOMORROW! 🔧
🔥 It finally works! We’ve fixed the biggest bugs, so it’s time to launch the open playtest of Low Budget Repairs!
📅 Start: Wenesday, July 30 at 1:00 PM CEST
🔗 Sign up here:
👉 store.steampowered.com/app/3167920
OPEN PLAYTEST July 11th at 3 PM CEST!
🛠️ OPEN PLAYTEST coming soon
✅ Who can join? - Everyone!
📅 July 11th at 3 PM CEST!
⚡ A little spoiler
Let’s just say... you’ll find out for yourself if Electricians don't get shocked – or if drilling into the wrong wall might light you up a bit. 😏
Serious dev work going on. If something breaks, we just apply the good ol’ 'turn it off and on again' technique. 🔨🎮
#GameDev #WorkInProgress #LowBudgetRepairs
When your shopping list says: glue, plaster, and something refreshing... 🍋🛠️
In #LowBudgetRepairs, every professional knows that not everything in a bottle is for drinking (or is it?). 🤔😆 #DIYDisaster #HandymanEssentials #LowBudgetLife
Weekend plan: Buy paint, cover half a wall, take a break, and… forget to finish. In #LowBudgetRepairs, we call it a ‘test batch.’ The rest is DLC! 🎨 #WeekendWarrior #LazyHandyman #DIYDisaster
Screwing, drilling, hammering—noise is key in #LowBudgetRepairs! Love that ‘helicopter lifting off’ sound in your living room? We do too. 🚁🔨 #NoisyNeighbors #DIYFails #GameDev
New in #LowBudgetRepairs: Premium Rags! 💰 They cost a fortune but wear out just as fast. Who’s ready to overpay for a scrap of cloth? #ScammedInStyle #ShoddyWork #HandymanFails
Ever tried doing NOTHING and calling it an ‘artistic concept’? It’s the perfect solution for lazy handymen! 🏚️ #ProTip #LowBudgetRepairs #LazyDIY
Using a ‘90s drill while your neighbors call the cops? That’s normal in #LowBudgetRepairs! The real question is: how many holes can you make before the whole block loses it? 🔩🛠️ #OldSchoolTools #DIYDisaster #RetroGaming
When’s the best time for a drink—before drilling or after plastering? The experts in #LowBudgetRepairs can’t decide! 🤔🥃 #HandymanFails #DIYGoneWrong #CraftsmanshipAtItsFinest
Which runs out first—the drill battery or the booze? In #LowBudgetRepairs, it’s always a race against time (and sobriety). 🍻⚒️ #RenovationFails #ConstructionHumor #GamerLife
In #LowBudgetRepairs, we don’t do coffee breaks—we take ‘liquid inspiration’ breaks! 🍺 Just don’t overdo it, or your walls might start looking a little wavy.
#DrunkDIY #RenovationGoneWrong #WorkHardPartyHard”
“Who said you can’t paint walls while testing new ‘beverages’? In #LowBudgetRepairs, anything goes—just don’t let the wall suffer too much! 🍻🎨
Client wanted something like the Palace of Culture and Science, so I just piled up some furniture. It’s... tall-ish? Wobbles a bit, but who needs real skills when you’ve got ambition? 🚪🛋️ #LowBudgetRepairs #DIYSkyscraper #FurnitureFail #CloseEnough
So I put up this cabinet... but now every time you open it, it shakes like it's got a secret to tell. Not sure if it's a design feature or if I messed up, but hey, it’s interactive storage, right? 🚪💥 #LowBudgetRepairs #ShakyCabinet #DIYFails #GoodEnough
The dealership said they'd "throw in new doors." Didn’t think they'd mean literally throw them in. 🚪✨ Who needs normal car doors when you’ve got a portal to... well, confusion? #LowBudgetRepairs #OpenConceptDriving #ReinventingTheWheel
Found some real gems of DIY disasters 😅Send us more for inspiration for our game! #LowBudgetRepairs #DIYFails #HomeRenovation
So, client wanted a new kitchen door... but who’s got time for that? Just piled up some trash instead. Looks like art, right? Who needs a working door when you’ve got this avant-garde masterpiece? Minimal work, max impact. Nailed it! 🗑️✨ #TrashLife #InnovativeMess #InteriorDesignFails #TrashArt
Client wanted “unique.” So we flipped the kitchen oven upside down. Who needs it to work when it’s an art piece, right? Functionality? Pfft. 🍒🛠️ #LowBudgetRepairs #DIYFails #GravityOptional #KitchenNightmares
Cleaning Tip
A carpet is a contractor's best friend (for their feet). When you’ve carried dust from the 4th floor 5 times, you’ll start sweeping it under the rug. Guests won’t notice—why clean twice when you can clean once? 😅 #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #ContractorLife
Thank for 500 000 wishlists
Oh my gosh, what have you done? Now we'll have to make this game even better... 💪
Thank you so much for all the interest in our product! We want this game to be the best it can be, and trust us, it motivates us immensely to keep working hard!❤️
#LowBudgetRepairs #IndieGames #Steam
Cleaning Up After Work
Cleaning up after a job: sometimes the trash just gets hidden behind the closet or thrown out the window 😜. Why clean twice when you can clean once? #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #Housework
Note for Demanding Clients
Got a client checking every tile for straightness. When they’re picky, I pull out the tape measure and level. At least I’ll only mess up by half a meter instead of a meter! #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #PerfectionIsOverrated
Laying Tiles in the Bathroom
Bathroom renovation means laying tiles! Used gray tape to hold them while the glue dried 🤫. Sometimes, you just have to improvise. Also, save those tile scraps – they come in handy later! #LowBudgetRepairs #TileWork #DIY
Painting a Blue Wall with a Black Cat
Client wanted a blue wall and a black cat painted on it. I did my best, even taped off the cat carefully. He was super happy with it 🐱🎨! #LowBudgetRepairs #Painting #DIY
Spackling and Painting the Hallway
Started fixing big holes in the hallway, but ran out of spackle. Did I buy more? Nah, just painted over it and hoped the client wouldn’t notice. But... he noticed 😬. Didn’t get paid for that one! #LowBudgetRepairs #DIYFails #HomeImprovement
Hanging a Picture on the Wall
Quick job: client wanted a pricey painting hung in the kitchen. Drilled a couple of holes, and bam, it’s hanging! Might’ve drilled a few extra holes after a couple of beers, but it’s hidden behind the painting 😅. #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #PainterLife
Bringing the 90s vibe back to life! 🛠️🎨 How do you think this renovation will turn out?
#LowBudgetRepairs #IndieGames
