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William Oldham

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πŸ–₯️ Programmer, SysAdmin and Networking Engineer πŸ€™ Volunteer for Shout UK/NZ: Text 85258 for 24/7 mental health support. https://williamoldham.co.uk Banner from https://lofigirl.com/generator, profile picture from https://gopherize.me/

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This, but now for two whole weeks 😍

19.12.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads β€œNO? ?? ???????”

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads β€œNO? ?? ???????”

My response to anything over the next two weeks

18.12.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 15113 πŸ” 3978 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 96

β€’ web browser
(noun) a fork of chromium

β€’ text editor
(noun) a fork of vscode

18.11.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
Ingress NGINX Retirement: What You Need to Know To prioritize the safety and security of the ecosystem, Kubernetes SIG Network and the Security Response Committee are announcing the upcoming retirement of Ingress NGINX. Best-effort maintenance will...

Blog: Ingress NGINX Retirement: What You Need to Know-

12.11.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

something poetic about cinematographers looking for the best image stabilization in hardware while digital animators are searching for the most believable camera shake in software

03.09.2025 09:19 πŸ‘ 509 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.

15.08.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 24881 πŸ” 4827 πŸ’¬ 478 πŸ“Œ 180

The closer together the numbers, the more magnetic they are so you get a larger the amount of course

31.07.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please try to enjoy each photo equally, and not show preference for any over the others.

17.05.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yup. That’s the one.

13.05.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 17653 πŸ” 4014 πŸ’¬ 339 πŸ“Œ 167
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State of Devs 2025 Take the State of Devs survey

This year's State of Devs 2025 survey is now open! survey.devographics.com/survey/state...

05.05.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.05.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 16528 πŸ” 1819 πŸ’¬ 248 πŸ“Œ 86

pnpm patch is a LIFE SAVER

01.05.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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01.05.2025 03:27 πŸ‘ 7388 πŸ” 1153 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 43
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Go to hell

23.04.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 30883 πŸ” 5052 πŸ’¬ 2076 πŸ“Œ 482
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JUST IN: After Trump’s tariffs wiped more than $2.5 trillion off U.S. stock markets in less than a day, Liz Truss has awarded Donald Trump with the Golden Lettuce β€” the highest honor in reckless economic policy.

03.04.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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The Mary Rose - The Mary Rose Mary Rose Museum, home to the flagship of Henry VIII and the largest collection of Tudor artefacts in the world.

If you've made it this far, why not come and visit the Mary Rose Museum, where you can not only see the ship, but thousands of objects recovered alongside her!

MaryRose.org

15.04.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 3609 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 17
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duck sorter
procedural animations

12.04.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 5813 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 27
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Never fails

09.04.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 22319 πŸ” 5771 πŸ’¬ 734 πŸ“Œ 303
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War hero schools a chickenhawk.

09.04.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 60057 πŸ” 14591 πŸ’¬ 1323 πŸ“Œ 632
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my offer to america: we bring woke back

07.04.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 62529 πŸ” 8669 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 247
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Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

08.04.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 31368 πŸ” 8764 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 466

Worst two-day stock market crashes in the U.S. by percentage loss:

1. 1929 (the Great Depression)

2. 1987 (Black Monday)

3. 2008 (the Great Recession)

4. YESTERDAY AND TODAY

And while this happened, the man responsible for it was golfing and dining with enemies of America.

05.04.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 24338 πŸ” 7822 πŸ’¬ 652 πŸ“Œ 316
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The good old days…

05.04.2025 03:55 πŸ‘ 20916 πŸ” 4679 πŸ’¬ 351 πŸ“Œ 124
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#Kitileaks Inspiration behind Trump's economic "strategy" revealed:

04.04.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 1678 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

04.04.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 36212 πŸ” 7234 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 426
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03.04.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 409 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17
What if the universe is an endless, eternal random binary matrix and the only thing that changes is the key we use to decrypt it in our minds.

SwiftOnSecurity o
@SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17
What if we can't distinguish encrypted signals from cosmic noise because noise does not exist, there exists only possibilities we do not know how to decode.
And if we could decode all noise, we would unlock the ability to choose all possibilities in the data, becoming God.
Bam.

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@SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17
The difference between encrypted information and radio noise is your faith there cannot be a key for the static.

SwiftOnSecurity @@SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17
There exists no way to prove randomness. There are statistical tests. Nothing more. This world of entropic churn you think you exist in is a religion like any other.

SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17 What if the universe is an endless, eternal random binary matrix and the only thing that changes is the key we use to decrypt it in our minds. SwiftOnSecurity o @SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17 What if we can't distinguish encrypted signals from cosmic noise because noise does not exist, there exists only possibilities we do not know how to decode. And if we could decode all noise, we would unlock the ability to choose all possibilities in the data, becoming God. Bam. SwiftOnSecurity o @SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17 The difference between encrypted information and radio noise is your faith there cannot be a key for the static. SwiftOnSecurity @@SwiftOnSecurity β€’ 12/7/17 There exists no way to prove randomness. There are statistical tests. Nothing more. This world of entropic churn you think you exist in is a religion like any other.

"The difference between encrypted information and radio noise is your faith there cannot be a key for the static."

01.04.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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lmao getting fact checked irl

22.03.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 47229 πŸ” 6858 πŸ’¬ 620 πŸ“Œ 318
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