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13.03.2026 15:00 👍 461 🔁 164 💬 8 📌 11

>Be me, Yahiamice
>Doomscrolling twitter
>Horse fades in

13.03.2026 16:04 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

sara @sarasoci.al they/she transsexual: hey i'd like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living america: fuck you *starts a world war*

This is so accurate

13.03.2026 14:06 👍 2928 🔁 606 💬 3 📌 4

Nintendo has bravely defended their IP from the 17 year old who callously predicted the plot of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie in a Reddit post and has had him sentenced to death

(Source: tinyurl.com/mv7jza8v)

13.03.2026 19:43 👍 130 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 0

I WILL be buying mewgenics……………. yes……….

13.03.2026 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HAVE AN XBOX SO I CAN PLAY SKATE 3 NOT SO SOME AI BULLSHIT CAN SUCK MY GODDAMN DICK I HATE YOU I HATEBYOU SO GODDAMN MUCH

13.03.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IM GOING TOT FUCKING KILLS YOU ILL DOOIT YOU MOTHERUCIETD I HATE YOU I AHTEE UIU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUN

13.03.2026 20:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

13.03.2026 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

forty dollars for BEER CANS I’ve hit the JACKPOT

13.03.2026 20:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

OK OK IM SORRY!!!

13.03.2026 20:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

13.03.2026 14:22 👍 1024 🔁 596 💬 8 📌 15

cool freaking alien snowboarding

13.03.2026 10:23 👍 427 🔁 106 💬 6 📌 0

I always am……… im the goat…..

13.03.2026 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

okk that’s fine. it just seems a little. Y’know

13.03.2026 20:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will KILL people if they don’t like that handsome devil!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

13.03.2026 20:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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13.03.2026 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nno no im not saying I don’t accept it it’s just that it seems kind of fucked up for people to call you the shoe. unless you’re fine with being called the shoe which I don’t think you should be since that seems pretty derogatory but it’s okay. yeah. okay you’re the shoe

13.03.2026 20:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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COOKIES!

13.03.2026 18:11 👍 388 🔁 55 💬 4 📌 0

This is where Despicable Me haters went to school btw

13.03.2026 18:14 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Fun fact: homie is short for homunculus

13.03.2026 19:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t wanna be called The Shoe that’d make me pretty mad. being called The Shoe.

13.03.2026 20:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that seems kinda fucked up

13.03.2026 20:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

why

13.03.2026 20:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

okay hugh morris

13.03.2026 20:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

13.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHO THR FUGK IS STUART

13.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

13.03.2026 04:19 👍 126 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 1

i mean deer

13.03.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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