Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with

If you zoom in you can see the bomb damage

Colorised

Kiss Dom, not war

I love a proper samosa

Time to dig out your Beau Geste outfit @mkmike.bsky.social !

And the law of diminishing returns gave us Trump

Same luv

Where’s the Eternally Single?

We’re all praying for the sweet release of death

You’ve never looked better

Pixilated?

If I don’t make it to 58, cancel the experiment

As an elderly gentleman of 57 I’ve just started taking it! Will keep you posted

There’s not a problem yet that can’t be fixed by pills and booze

Aaaand now there are going to be redundancies. So I’m going to be jobless and alone during the apocalypse

Is that a medicinal sherry?

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How I arrived on Bluesky

Always good when your anxiety and pessimism once again proves to be spot on with someone you just hoped might actually be interested in you 🤷

Post nut clarity?

I’ve never seen the whole of the last episode.

Should I become completely nihilistic because we’re all going to be nuked or save like crazy ready for the economic collapse? 🤔

And?

Totally read that as ‘touch’ 😏

Lemon?

Have they upgraded the day room?

Finding the best spot to get it over with quickly

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Eat the nepos

Have you planned in pee stops?