Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with (@dkitch01)

The coal is giving off gas that’s burning blue

13.03.2026 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My skull is super thick thanks to this

13.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nuzzling

13.03.2026 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve seen those types of videos

13.03.2026 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waves

13.03.2026 15:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Little light, shining….

13.03.2026 15:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some people would pay good money….

13.03.2026 12:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you miss that nice Katie Boyle?

13.03.2026 12:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So it is 😈

13.03.2026 07:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oil

13.03.2026 06:48 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Love a meaty ball or 2

12.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see you enjoying a Lambrini

12.03.2026 22:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?

12.03.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.03.2026 19:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can beat that

12.03.2026 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mother called me the other week to tell me she’d ‘sat on the remote and now the television doesn’t work’

12.03.2026 18:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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12.03.2026 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it the sound track from Brassed Off?

12.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Costco?

11.03.2026 21:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A few of the verges and small green spaces here are left un mown as bee friendly spaces and every year there are complaints about them ‘looking messy’

11.03.2026 12:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All my own work

10.03.2026 21:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amen

10.03.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wondered what your hand was doing

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You really should sort out your loose change @mkmike.bsky.social

10.03.2026 19:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And yet your dick….

10.03.2026 18:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We always zoom

09.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I rarely get them messaging back 😭

09.03.2026 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought it was the menu

09.03.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who are those framed gentlemen above your head?

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you pack your gas mask?

09.03.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with

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