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Micah Best Friend

@fart.kiwi

Don't believe the hype. Minneapolis

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After a discussion with their attorney, I have confirmed that Juan, his 16-month-old sister, his mom, and his dad have been deported.

18.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 3824 πŸ” 1654 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 242

Getting hard to find places to throw up ice stickers that aren't already covered in ice stickers

16.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

News agencies are on thin ice, too

16.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon built like he amphibious so I know his house smell like a turtle tank.

16.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

*sigh* (jk, might stop by)

16.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely love the one minute tour guy narrative.

Dec: that video where he second guesses himself. β€œAre influencers distorting reality?”

Jan: Nazis invade the state based off influencer bullshit.

Feb: Self exile to far side of planet.

16.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

I got some absolute bangers in exchange while I was out distributing stickers. Two of them came from a roundabout blockade/block party's potluck/propoganda table that I just ran into while walking to Arbeiter. I love this place

16.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One Minute Tours Guy… Uses privilege to gtfo out of Minnesota while still posting/monetizing MN Content. He crowdfunded hidden middle and this just gives me the...

I guess he just fucked off back to Australia and took his crowdfunding money with him old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...

16.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling strongly validated for never liking the One Minute Tours guy

16.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three stickers:
1. A photo of an ICE agent slipping on ice with the text "ICE EAT SHIT"
2. A sticker reading "YOU CAN'T KILL US ALL - WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU - GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE - ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE"
3. A sticker reading "PIECE OF SHIT RACISTS WEARING TEMU MILITARY COSPLAY WHO WERE ALL TOO DUMB TO BECOME REGULAR COPS - THAT'S PRETTY FUCKEN DUMB - FUCK ICE" with a skeleton hand giving the finger

Three stickers: 1. A photo of an ICE agent slipping on ice with the text "ICE EAT SHIT" 2. A sticker reading "YOU CAN'T KILL US ALL - WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU - GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE - ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE" 3. A sticker reading "PIECE OF SHIT RACISTS WEARING TEMU MILITARY COSPLAY WHO WERE ALL TOO DUMB TO BECOME REGULAR COPS - THAT'S PRETTY FUCKEN DUMB - FUCK ICE" with a skeleton hand giving the finger

The occupation and my compulsion to get stickers printed are great match. Gonna drop stacks of these off a few places around the hood today. s/o @dasharez0ne.bsky.social for letting me print their design

10.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

03.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 43248 πŸ” 19358 πŸ’¬ 2401 πŸ“Œ 1617
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

01.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 10742 πŸ” 3238 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 167

Feel like my own personal Groundhog Day is opening my kids’ schools’ patrol chats each morning to make sure everyone got to school safely without armed, masked federal goons kidnapping a classmate, parent, or teacher.

02.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.

02.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1818 πŸ” 571 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 91

Replying to my wife with 🚫 or 🧊 when she texts me about something.

01.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Nothing has changed and these masked, armed federal paramilitaries are just as aggressive and lawless as ever.

01.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1675 πŸ” 527 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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🚨"They're stealing the car!"

As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolisβ€”in front of an elementary schoolβ€”then chased him. After failing to catch himβ€”they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️

29.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 3705 πŸ” 2070 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 165

There isn’t any indication that immigration activity has changed in Minneapolis. In fact, this afternoon, federal immigration agents began staging at Holy Rosary Catholic Church located in East Phillips. This activity is disgraceful and creates an unsafe environment for our neighbors. 1/

29.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 530 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 16

(With obvious exceptions)

26.01.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Classic historical photo of a shellshocked Soviet soldier with a 1000 yard stare

Classic historical photo of a shellshocked Soviet soldier with a 1000 yard stare

Update: me out of town for a work offsite

26.01.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's still very bad and people are still getting kidnapped and hurt and there are still many, many fights left before this is over, but let's stop and appreciate that Greg Bovino came to Minnesota a Nazi and is leaving a punchline.

26.01.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Hegseth approves request by leaders of Minneapolis immigration siege for use of military base In an email obtained by the Chronicle, U.S. Customs and Border Protection asked for use of Fort Snelling to house federal immigration agents, weapons, vehicles and aircraft.

EXCLUSIVE: In a sign federal immigration efforts may not be ramping down, Pete Hegseth approved the CBP to position personnel, weapons, vehicles and aircraft at an Army Reserve base at Fort Snelling

www.sfchronicle.com/us-world/art...

26.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 11

i tell you one person i won't feel sorry for if it happens: the murdering ice agent who learns that he's a sacrificial lamb to preserve the polling necessary to finish ballroom

26.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Eviction filings are increasing: 164 filed last Wednesday, 83 on Thursday, 165 on Friday.

The financial aid requests we're hearing from clients at HOME Line are coming at a VASTLY higher rate now than during the first 6 months of the pandemic.

26.01.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
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"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport

26.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 10276 πŸ” 2075 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 71

ICE’s most graphic and brutal actions are becoming widely known. But the damage of seven weeks of military siege in Minneapolis, and much of Minnesota, goes deep into every neighborhood, every block.

26.01.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The memes will continue

26.01.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alex Pareene byline alert

26.01.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 413 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œAbolish ICE” - ICE www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...

26.01.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 2829 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 74

Godspeed.

26.01.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0