Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. Panel 1: A grayscale person wearing a shirt with a flag composed of green, red, blue and black stripes is talking to a green person. Shirt: "Hey so after the election I've done some thinking, and I need to make some hard choices." Green: "Uh okay who-" Shirt: "I have to drop the whole chromatic issue. We just went too hard on it and it lost us votes." Panel 2: The shirt person puts their hand on green's shoulder. Shirt: "Look. I'm deeply and truly sorry okay." Green: "Please don't touch-" Shirt: "You just have to understand. Supporting you this much. Saying green people are green? It was just too extreme. I will still affirm that your feelings about being green are valid. But I have to think about electoral strategy too. I have to take a clear stance that nobody wants children to be green." Panel 3: The shirt person starts sobbing while Green looks awkwardly. Shirt: "Please... *sniff* please understand... This is so incredibly difficult for me, the emotional toll on me is worse than you could ever imagine! I just can't keep doing this! It's too politically inconvenient!" Green: "Who are you, even? Were you doing anything for us?"
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