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Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A grayscale person wearing a shirt with a flag composed of green, red, blue and black stripes is talking to a green person.

Shirt: "Hey so after the election I've done some thinking, and I need to make some hard choices."

Green: "Uh okay who-"

Shirt: "I have to drop the whole chromatic issue. We just went too hard on it and it lost us votes."

Panel 2: The shirt person puts their hand on green's shoulder.

Shirt: "Look. I'm deeply and truly sorry okay."

Green: "Please don't touch-"

Shirt: "You just have to understand. Supporting you this much. Saying green people are green? It was just too extreme. I will still affirm that your feelings about being green are valid. But I have to think about electoral strategy too. I have to take a clear stance that nobody wants children to be green."

Panel 3: The shirt person starts sobbing while Green looks awkwardly.

Shirt: "Please... *sniff* please understand... This is so incredibly difficult for me, the emotional toll on me is worse than you could ever imagine! I just can't keep doing this! It's too politically inconvenient!"

Green: "Who are you, even? Were you doing anything for us?"

Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. Panel 1: A grayscale person wearing a shirt with a flag composed of green, red, blue and black stripes is talking to a green person. Shirt: "Hey so after the election I've done some thinking, and I need to make some hard choices." Green: "Uh okay who-" Shirt: "I have to drop the whole chromatic issue. We just went too hard on it and it lost us votes." Panel 2: The shirt person puts their hand on green's shoulder. Shirt: "Look. I'm deeply and truly sorry okay." Green: "Please don't touch-" Shirt: "You just have to understand. Supporting you this much. Saying green people are green? It was just too extreme. I will still affirm that your feelings about being green are valid. But I have to think about electoral strategy too. I have to take a clear stance that nobody wants children to be green." Panel 3: The shirt person starts sobbing while Green looks awkwardly. Shirt: "Please... *sniff* please understand... This is so incredibly difficult for me, the emotional toll on me is worse than you could ever imagine! I just can't keep doing this! It's too politically inconvenient!" Green: "Who are you, even? Were you doing anything for us?"

strategy

1 year ago 2,254 335 29 12
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game im making....

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This was also a response but i didnt include the question, i forgot what it was but it made me do a cool piece with him

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gayemo

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

gayemo I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

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An image of a Veilspun Dragon from the dragon collecting website , Flight Rising. The image has a simplistic background consisting of orange, purple, and pink hues meant to depict a sky at dusk, obscured slightly by dark willowy branches.
At the forefront of the image is the dragon with long, silky golden strands of hair draped over it's long slender body, hiding multiple sets of golden eyes. Its brown, branchlike horns are adorned with golden flowers and wrapped loosely with various strands of the dragon's hair.
Its scales are a creamy white.

An image of a Veilspun Dragon from the dragon collecting website , Flight Rising. The image has a simplistic background consisting of orange, purple, and pink hues meant to depict a sky at dusk, obscured slightly by dark willowy branches. At the forefront of the image is the dragon with long, silky golden strands of hair draped over it's long slender body, hiding multiple sets of golden eyes. Its brown, branchlike horns are adorned with golden flowers and wrapped loosely with various strands of the dragon's hair. Its scales are a creamy white.

My Veilspun, Sunsilk. ☀️💕
#flightrising #art

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Idiot to idiot communication

#deer 🦌

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Imagine if you got sent to the white space from Shadow Gens but you hadn't really been anywhere notable so you're just stuck running through 2 acts of weirdly elaborate setpieces based on really mundane places you've been to and there's big text that says 'Limerick Launch' or 'Stoke-on-Trent Streak'

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the most mature streamer to ever do it

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No. 154

1 year ago 1,438 177 6 4

mm iced cream...

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do yall like my setup?

1 year ago 193 25 10 1

wait... so we're not supposed to hate the guy who supposedly flooded and killed the whole world bc "fuck you"

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Pray for our Cashier Colby. He hit a deer on the way to work this morning.

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My mini guide on coloring deeper tones. #art #tutorial

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Ok, hear me out - 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴.

1 year ago 7,882 748 74 4
A post from my Mastodon account: "If Hawk, then only Tuah!" Next to this is a custom emote (animated, but not shown) of the Hawk Tuah video.

A post from my Mastodon account: "If Hawk, then only Tuah!" Next to this is a custom emote (animated, but not shown) of the Hawk Tuah video.

can't make this kind of post anywhere else yet

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a cat staring into a camera very intently

a cat staring into a camera very intently

hello blueskiers

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this is like the dark souls of tankbusters

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putting my deer into the containment cube now just to be safe; safe for us, not her

#deer 🔐🦌

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lion Koma :3

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drawing of a brown cat

drawing of a brown cat

drawing of a blue cat

drawing of a blue cat

was going to go for normal colors with this piece but the vibrant ones really do something for me 🤔🤔

1 year ago 100 13 3 0

how the hell do i get rid of you fat fetish fuckers from my timeline permanently? my feed be so fine, then boom

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A left-facing soft toy microscope being held in my hand.

A left-facing soft toy microscope being held in my hand.

I got a squeezy stress ball microscope as swag at an event 🙌

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Favorite Fruit?

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i gotchu slime...

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contemplating more of that "large sentient toy that uses other toys as weapons" business. Perhaps it's time I finally rolled out the "using trading card game cards as literal summoning and spellcasting foci" concept I've been chewing on

1 year ago 19 1 2 0

LRS: get a library card. Librarians are equipped with resources to help get you what you need. I walked people through burying relatives in Arlington, getting paperwork done for COVID shots, and finding someone to talk to during terrible times. In hard times, you want the resources in your pocket.

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