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Tough finish for the women but I’m super pleased with their development and progression this year

Well, that was certainly a (men’s) basketball season!

The children yearn for the ska

Fish tube, but for oil

A 6” Star Wars: The Black Series action figure of Neel from Skeleton Crew with a $5.99 Ross price sticker (that thankfully peeled off with ease).

RUN, DON’T WALK, TO YOUR NEAREST ROSS

Just “Ohio” is fine 😼😼😼

Final score post and graphic from @MiamiOH_BBall on Twitter, with the once-undefeated Miami men losing to UMass in the first round of the MAC Tournament, 87-83.

Infamous Tampa Bay Lightning tweet after being swept by the Columbus Blue Jackets in the first round of the NHL Playoffs in 2019, one of the biggest upsets in hockey history. “We don't have any words and we know you don't want to hear them. “We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you're feeling - we get it. “This isn't the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.”

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The MAC fan in me says this is good because it probably means the conference will get two bids for the first time (ever?)

The Ohio Bobcat in me says this is great because HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLhahahahahahahahaha eat shit you stuffy vibe killers.

“𝗕𝗢𝗕𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗡!!! 😼 Ohio takes down Central Michigan , 89-88 to advance to the semifinals! #OUohyeah” from @OhioWBasketball on Twitter. The accompanying MAC Tournament-themed graphic features the result (cropped out of frame below for screenshot clarity) below an image of an Ohio offensive play, with the Bobcats wearing black and the Chippewas wearing white.

On to face Miami in the next round! The Ohio women improve to 18-12 overall, 8-5 in the black uniforms.

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I gotchu 👀

In lieu of any Photoshop effort on my part, imagine *that* poster for The Martian but with her face and BRING HER HOME

Working through a rewatch of The Mandalorian et al. ahead of the upcoming movie, just got to S2E7 (Chapter 15: The Believer) and whewwwww I somehow forgot how hard this one goes

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

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Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Thanks for reading Extra Points, Ohio men's basketball head coach jeff boals

God, I wish I was in the Convo last night for what will go down as an iconic game. I’ve never seen it so full in my 13 years as a Bobcat, what a beautiful sight

Miami is a deeply unlikable team with a deeply unlikable coach that deserves to make the NCAA Tournament with zero debate

(and, Rufus willing, gets bounced in the first round)

Final score post and graphic from @OhioMBasketball on Twitter, featuring the result (Miami 110, Ohio 108) below an overhead image of three Ohio players in white and three Miami players in red making a play in the paint.

Despite the result, last night was still an all-timer in the Convo. We were in it til the very end, the roof was barely on the building, and the rivalry is alive and well.

The Ohio men finish the regular season 15-16 overall, 11-8 in the white uniforms. MAC Tourney time!

Jackets are deadline buyers this year 👀

Big Baking will not fool me out of tasting my batter!

Kindle front cover of Kurt Vonnegut’s God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

My Vonnegut journey continues! This time we’re looking at wealth and how you’d simply HAVE to be crazy to give anything to anyone who didn’t earn their keep—at least, that’s what anyone hoarding theirs and droning on about bootstraps would say.

I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF Alt: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF

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That sounds sinful but I love the sinners, too

My hand holds a beautiful Costco hot dog sitting atop its brown paper wrapper. A thick, classy line of mustard tops the dog and is further dressed by a hearty trail of diced onions. A bite has been taken out of an end of the dog that once stuck out from the bun.

Real Costco dog lovers grab one on the way in to eat while shopping AND another on the way out for the drive home

ANOTHER IN-UNIVERSE HISTORY BOOK FROM A CHARACTER POV BY CHRIS KEMPSHALL LET’S GOOOOO 🚨

Cameron Brink/William Howard Taft

Cameron Brink/William Howard Taft

Epstein Island drawing inspiration from Easton is too on the nose.