big, strong men. they came to me. we both came,
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SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.
Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.
Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!
Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.
06.03.2026 23:00
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12 stories high made of radiation
06.03.2026 23:09
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"Of course they're scared of me. I'm scared of me!"
06.03.2026 22:52
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why do we always do the right thing wrong?
what mistake could we be making every time!?
06.03.2026 21:52
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Friday happy hour in conference room b
06.03.2026 20:39
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I hate when my need to demonstrate masculinity through voting for warmongers comes into conflict with my need to demonstrate masculinity through large, gas-guzzling vehicles. I hate it!
06.03.2026 20:04
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that dog laughed and all dogs will pay
06.03.2026 19:30
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making hash of my budget i tell you what
06.03.2026 19:30
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*train whistle in the distance* churchill comin
06.03.2026 19:11
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This oil, not so nice. Getting expensive even though I've been very good to it. They call it crude and I see why and we'll change that. We'll teach it some manners.
06.03.2026 19:10
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my name is rotta... skywalker
06.03.2026 18:53
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Never talk to me (Jabba the Hutt) or my son (Rotta the Hutt) again
06.03.2026 18:49
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?
06.03.2026 17:51
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Mogged by Jedi Academy Frat Leader
06.03.2026 17:47
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have you tried backing up your hard drive
06.03.2026 17:46
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missed opportunity to make banana sphinx imo
06.03.2026 17:37
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You aren't a team player and I think you have issues with leadership. Emmanuel Macron, you're fired. France, I hope you like Omarosa, who gave me seven dollars and is good now.
06.03.2026 17:34
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this must be so fun to be a translator for. how do you respond when someone replies "what?"
06.03.2026 17:31
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i'm not worried i don't drink crude oil
06.03.2026 17:30
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Is there a *Delicious* Crumb? Time will tell.
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Clabbicular
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from @julieleach6445 Hello how are you doing?
Account profile claims to be the winner of $310M powerball lottery "donating to 90 random people"
the most insulted i've ever been by a spam dm
06.03.2026 16:46
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If you could just wait until April 16 I have some money coming in.
06.03.2026 15:52
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forgot my wallet at home your honor
06.03.2026 15:47
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But you can call me Ishmael.
06.03.2026 14:34
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Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
06.03.2026 00:50
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AND he's been nominated to Markwayne Mullin's seat
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The people want Massive Hole in Ground, Mr. President.
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DENNIS
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