Coba Weel

i knew there’d be somebody! i love my internet nerds! thank you!

Fox News is to Trump as Steven Jacob Smith is to Mamdani.

nerds! have at it please!

Ukraine has assembled and developed an impressive amount of competence.

In particular, they have very strong opinions about kitchen tables. Round vs square vs rectangular, expansion mechanisms for when guests come, choice of plain wood vs veneer vs formica vs glass, tablecloth styles...

omg i remember that night

i remember where i was

arrrrgh

“Hello this your insurance company robocalling. Please tell us your date of birth, social security number, and mother’s maiden name to confirm who you are.”

Nope. This is not cool. Not in 2026. There’s too many scammers. Not gonna do it.

I know the default was that it was handled by people who were somewhat competent but who you might fairly call too interventionist or too imperialist. I don’t think this was improved upon by replacing them with people who are just as interventionist and imperialist but not competent at all.

the thing about foreign policy is that the vast majority of normies don't give a shit, but when you break things, they break hard. and these are the fucking people who were in charge of making it under Bush/Trump/Obama/Biden

you may not care about counterintelligence. or foreign policy. or collective security. but as each of those things goes to shit, the world is going to hell in a handbasket

radio yerevan could not improve on this

did you see leavitt was asked what the president means by unconditional surrender and she just said that if the president says he won’t stop without and conditional surrender, and then the president stops, then apparently whatever happened counts as unconditional surrender, whatever the enemy says

so the goal of the operation is unconditional surrender and anything happening when it ends counts as unconditional surrender got it thank you

don’t worry they’re already starting to talk cuba

i guess strategy is gay

we knew the secretary of bomb doesn’t like JAGs or rules of engagement or the trans and the secretary of diplomats got rid of all the diplomats but it seems the government may have also abolished strategy while we weren’t looking

(i’m sure you know this given your background, sorry to splain)

in theory. in practice housing markets are a great obstacle and the potential economic and demographic rearrangement if they were allowed to be responsive is quite massive

the department of bomb is hard at work to make this clear to people but i’m afraid it may take a few weeks. they should offer a promotion to whoever thought of the gas prices trick though, that tends to get people’s attention.

But because of their suffocating conviction that everything is always Fundamentally Normal, that America is a place where nothing ever really happens or changes, those same people are incapable of recognizing the enormity of what we’re doing, when we’re the ones doing it.

i misread this first and thought you were talking about a “department of war bomb” sorry

what?

I guess English majors don’t contribute to WARRIOR LETHALITY.

what is this, russia

like seriously there’s several gas stations here in town at $5.00 right now. the most run down no brand one is $4.60.

how is it so cheap you must not be in california

Fair enough.

Oh but wait… sorry you were already past that. Never mind.

I suspect Kathryn is next gonna argue that they’re legally required to be able to do that thing they technically cannot do. But what do I know. 😜