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Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff

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what people don’t understand about the maine midterms is collins won’t call out platner because she also has a big tattoo of a totenkopf on her chest

janet mills? that’s right, she also has a totenkopf tattoo

approximately 1/3rd of mainers have a totenkopf tattoo that they can’t adequately explain

06.03.2026 23:56 👍 156 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

Go check out my buddy Red's video!!!! One of the best telling the history of Detroit one structure at a time

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Is This Building Worth $1,000,000?
Is This Building Worth $1,000,000? YouTube video by This Building Matters

The Detroit Ice Machine Company, or DIMCO, for short, was a titan of the refrigeration industry in Detroit for decades. Today, their home is owned by a demolition company that's been trying to sell it for close to $1,000,000. Check it out: youtu.be/lOk9QhPhajQ

06.03.2026 14:49 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

the one kit looks like someone did a burnout in a dodge charger on a better version of the kit

06.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

celebrating 30 years of this bullshit this summer in fact

06.03.2026 13:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember chanting “oohhhhh red and white” at the old tin can what are you talking about (I hate them so much but I am also a hater)

06.03.2026 13:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DCFC’s kits getting progressively worse has been a fun thing to watch

06.03.2026 12:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a collage of three screenshots showing $50 donations to National Lawyer's Guild Detroit & Michigan Chapter and Washtenaw Interfaith Coalition on Immigrants Rights, and a $150 donation to Freedom House Detroit.

a collage of three screenshots showing $50 donations to National Lawyer's Guild Detroit & Michigan Chapter and Washtenaw Interfaith Coalition on Immigrants Rights, and a $150 donation to Freedom House Detroit.

Do you know how fuckin’ cool it is to donate $250 to some amazing local organizations??? That’s how much we were able to donate to Freedom House Detroit, National Lawyer’s Guild Detroit and Washtenaw Interfaith Coalition on Immigrants Rights! That’s on top of over $300 in direct donations 1/

05.03.2026 16:41 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Got done pressing like 400+ buttons, time to drink English dark milds and eat schnitzel and guffaw

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bread wizard was observing me

05.03.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mine stays with me because it's VERY good at peeling stickers off (we had a Patriot Front problem in Ferndale for a bit) but also have a bottle opener and a serrated edge box opener that's hella useful

05.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the fish is surprisingly strong and efficient, like a fish

05.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
DoohicKey® FishKey™ Key Tool The DoohicKey FishKey Key Tool has a fun fish-shaped design that features a bottle opener, serrated edge, and screwdriver. With its attached S-Biner, you can always keep this useful tool conveniently ...

if you're looking to spend $8 and want something you can put on your keychain that's extremely useful for removing stickers and beer caps, well boy howdy do i have the fish keychain for you

05.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
DoohicKey® FishKey™ Key Tool The DoohicKey FishKey Key Tool has a fun fish-shaped design that features a bottle opener, serrated edge, and screwdriver. With its attached S-Biner, you can always keep this useful tool conveniently ...

here's, get a handy dandy fish to help out next time. there is a non fish version but its not as cool

05.03.2026 21:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.03.2026 19:11 👍 1155 🔁 133 💬 25 📌 27

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me

<a few posts later>

WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

05.03.2026 18:37 👍 229 🔁 49 💬 6 📌 0
a picture of a huge stack of cash with an envelope that says "FUCK ICE!!!" on it. in the background there is some furniture and plants, as well as some snow outside of a window

a picture of a huge stack of cash with an envelope that says "FUCK ICE!!!" on it. in the background there is some furniture and plants, as well as some snow outside of a window

to both local and Minnesota organizations. Big thanks to everyone who’s helped out or spread the word, especially Painted Lady Trashions and Whistler’s Daughter Books here in Ferndale, as well as all of our amazing friends out there 2/

05.03.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

got a shit ton of buttons pressed while watching the ONE CHICAGO CROSSOVER EVENT, which was hilariously great. Also finally getting some friend's artwork buttonified, more on that soon!!

05.03.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saying this knowing I am the partner of someone in a hotly contested House race and that I don't know what led to this ban...

Free Mr. Pussy.

04.03.2026 20:43 👍 158 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 1

Massive W, congrats my friend!!!

05.03.2026 12:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TRICK QUESTION THERE IS NO GOOD AI YOU SUCKERS

05.03.2026 12:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t Claude the good one? Also lmao at WaPo celebrating using AI to kill people, shocker

05.03.2026 12:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17217 🔁 5716 💬 128 📌 101

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 👍 8508 🔁 1543 💬 148 📌 52
03.03.2026 06:18 👍 11922 🔁 5611 💬 126 📌 75
retro garfield video game “garfield.. did u have sex with the lasagna again.??”

retro garfield video game “garfield.. did u have sex with the lasagna again.??”

04.03.2026 02:24 👍 115 🔁 19 💬 12 📌 1
digital rendering of a couple of aliens. the larger alien has a pointy glasslike object floating above their open hand

digital rendering of a couple of aliens. the larger alien has a pointy glasslike object floating above their open hand

this is basically what happens to you after you turn 30

26.02.2026 00:13 👍 354 🔁 68 💬 14 📌 4
a book at my kid’s book fair called “Angel Numbers.” “Discover the hidden messages all around you”

a book at my kid’s book fair called “Angel Numbers.” “Discover the hidden messages all around you”

what the fuck is going on at the scholastic book fair circa 2026

26.02.2026 03:19 👍 969 🔁 105 💬 73 📌 42

trans rights forever. no compromise

26.02.2026 07:12 👍 235 🔁 51 💬 0 📌 0

roses are red
charlie got kirked;

04.03.2026 00:45 👍 247 🔁 54 💬 2 📌 1