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@holyfuture

Andy or Willow 30 Any pronouns ♐ A dang ol' mess Feel free to reach out! I'm always around! ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ

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07.02.2026 03:26 👍 370 🔁 182 💬 3 📌 0
that one cute mascot for the pumas soccer/football team that went kinda viral a few weeks ago. fashionably late to the fad :)

that one cute mascot for the pumas soccer/football team that went kinda viral a few weeks ago. fashionably late to the fad :)

goya cat 🐱⚽

11.03.2026 22:17 👍 4390 🔁 780 💬 31 📌 3
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this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

18.12.2025 20:09 👍 2528 🔁 972 💬 10 📌 11
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Respect the hustle

12.03.2026 00:06 👍 1058 🔁 101 💬 11 📌 0

need me a Fistful of Clit right about now

11.03.2026 10:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes

11.03.2026 04:41 👍 5722 🔁 1402 💬 24 📌 8
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 👍 16722 🔁 4120 💬 282 📌 248
a tuxedo kitten in a tunnel that looks absolutely stunned and wide eyed. there is a debuff above its head with 3 stacks that says "vulnerability up"

a tuxedo kitten in a tunnel that looks absolutely stunned and wide eyed. there is a debuff above its head with 3 stacks that says "vulnerability up"

me when i misread the cleaves when a boss faces a different way 3 times in a row

10.03.2026 21:51 👍 624 🔁 303 💬 3 📌 5
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can't stop saying this

10.03.2026 23:17 👍 2813 🔁 782 💬 0 📌 0
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🐶🚫

10.03.2026 18:53 👍 11295 🔁 2188 💬 74 📌 8
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10.02.2026 07:49 👍 947 🔁 174 💬 2 📌 0
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✨🐰✨

09.03.2026 03:34 👍 4456 🔁 912 💬 74 📌 2
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Saw this awesome bowl at the Field Museum, literally pogged when i made eye contact with it

08.03.2026 21:51 👍 118 🔁 41 💬 0 📌 0
laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

17.02.2026 15:42 👍 1121 🔁 406 💬 7 📌 5

"I can die in a manufacturing accident or I can hedge our bets against a very real, literal demon realm by sacrificing myself to god" doesn't even feel like a contest if given the choice, especially if you were born and raised in the setting

08.03.2026 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.01.2026 18:07 👍 2563 🔁 755 💬 17 📌 12

I bet millions die every day just making ammo for millions more to be killed with. It's just a part of existing in that universe and I think anyone who knows anything in universe just kind of has to go with "acceptable losses" and "what else you gonna do, (most);everyone dies some day"

08.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20.11.2025 14:29 👍 400 🔁 154 💬 2 📌 15

"i'm piecing this together in my mind"

08.03.2026 12:22 👍 141 🔁 77 💬 3 📌 0
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He's all ears.

08.03.2026 18:04 👍 1922 🔁 489 💬 21 📌 0

I think every movie should be required to have a talking animal in it, no matter the genre

08.03.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 19:16 👍 146 🔁 38 💬 0 📌 0
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Would you order again?

08.03.2026 19:18 👍 924 🔁 139 💬 11 📌 1
Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

07.03.2026 19:05 👍 5834 🔁 2834 💬 28 📌 26
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Pokopia!!

08.03.2026 16:48 👍 4274 🔁 971 💬 12 📌 1
dog creature shaped like hot dog the food

dog creature shaped like hot dog the food

htodogo

07.03.2026 02:03 👍 320 🔁 85 💬 3 📌 0

When You were partying

I drank from the HOSE

When you were having premarital sex

I drank from the HOSE

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I drank from the HOSE

And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

07.03.2026 21:49 👍 1114 🔁 154 💬 12 📌 2
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i'm not going to do that apple.

08.03.2026 19:35 👍 1047 🔁 223 💬 8 📌 0
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wolvermon chibi

07.03.2026 23:09 👍 118 🔁 58 💬 1 📌 0