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@holyfuture

Andy or Willow 30 Any pronouns ♐ A dang ol' mess Feel free to reach out! I'm always around! ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ

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dang it, got the late night bad feeling in the middle of the day. schedule's all off

12.03.2026 23:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

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12.03.2026 22:18 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

same honestly. I started playing osrs recently again and even though it's not really the same feeling it's been fun to just bs with people and level things. it'll always hold a place in my heart

12.03.2026 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there can be some nice things like trying to master hard stuff but the feeling of satisfaction and wonder is a whole lot less

12.03.2026 22:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

maplestory was the first one I ever had that experience in and it was an amazing feeling to level up and get more and more specialized without it feeling to limited either

12.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Skip the Famous Dog. black and white 4 panel webcomic.

panel 1: Skip and Duke, anthro dogs, are arguing. Duke is a golden retriever wearing nothing but a longsleeve mesh top. Skip is a Smooth Fox Terrier wearing a long scarf, a sweater, plaid pants, and nondescript shoes. Skip yells, stuttering out some of the lines: "Oh my fucking god, I do not give off "Laura Palmer energy," dude!" Duke is folding his arms and smiling slightly.

Second Panel: Skip points off panel with his thumb while saying: "What about that biker you've been hooking up with?" Skip looks at him silently with an annoyed expression.

Panel 3: Cut to a shot of the window. Dukes pointing thumb and Skips snout can be seen in the foreground. Through the window can be seen a biker dressed in boots, jeans, and leather jacket, leaning against a blocky 70s motorcycle. His forehead extends up and off the frame it is so tall. he is parked on the sidewalk of a suburban street.

Panel 4: A closeup of this biker shows that he looks suspiciously like James Hurley from Twin Peaks, his forehead still extending upward and reflecting a little glimmer of light. He looks intensely at the viewer. A speech bubble, presumably from Skip, reads: "It's just a coincidence!" The word coincidence is underlines multiple times.

Skip the Famous Dog. black and white 4 panel webcomic. panel 1: Skip and Duke, anthro dogs, are arguing. Duke is a golden retriever wearing nothing but a longsleeve mesh top. Skip is a Smooth Fox Terrier wearing a long scarf, a sweater, plaid pants, and nondescript shoes. Skip yells, stuttering out some of the lines: "Oh my fucking god, I do not give off "Laura Palmer energy," dude!" Duke is folding his arms and smiling slightly. Second Panel: Skip points off panel with his thumb while saying: "What about that biker you've been hooking up with?" Skip looks at him silently with an annoyed expression. Panel 3: Cut to a shot of the window. Dukes pointing thumb and Skips snout can be seen in the foreground. Through the window can be seen a biker dressed in boots, jeans, and leather jacket, leaning against a blocky 70s motorcycle. His forehead extends up and off the frame it is so tall. he is parked on the sidewalk of a suburban street. Panel 4: A closeup of this biker shows that he looks suspiciously like James Hurley from Twin Peaks, his forehead still extending upward and reflecting a little glimmer of light. He looks intensely at the viewer. A speech bubble, presumably from Skip, reads: "It's just a coincidence!" The word coincidence is underlines multiple times.

12.03.2026 20:38 👍 160 🔁 73 💬 2 📌 0
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07.02.2026 03:26 👍 371 🔁 182 💬 3 📌 0
that one cute mascot for the pumas soccer/football team that went kinda viral a few weeks ago. fashionably late to the fad :)

that one cute mascot for the pumas soccer/football team that went kinda viral a few weeks ago. fashionably late to the fad :)

goya cat 🐱⚽

11.03.2026 22:17 👍 4533 🔁 799 💬 31 📌 3
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this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

18.12.2025 20:09 👍 2583 🔁 999 💬 10 📌 11
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Respect the hustle

12.03.2026 00:06 👍 1069 🔁 101 💬 11 📌 0

need me a Fistful of Clit right about now

11.03.2026 10:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes

11.03.2026 04:41 👍 5746 🔁 1406 💬 25 📌 8
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 👍 16727 🔁 4122 💬 282 📌 248
a tuxedo kitten in a tunnel that looks absolutely stunned and wide eyed. there is a debuff above its head with 3 stacks that says "vulnerability up"

a tuxedo kitten in a tunnel that looks absolutely stunned and wide eyed. there is a debuff above its head with 3 stacks that says "vulnerability up"

me when i misread the cleaves when a boss faces a different way 3 times in a row

10.03.2026 21:51 👍 625 🔁 304 💬 3 📌 5
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can't stop saying this

10.03.2026 23:17 👍 2817 🔁 783 💬 0 📌 0
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🐶🚫

10.03.2026 18:53 👍 11308 🔁 2194 💬 74 📌 8
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10.02.2026 07:49 👍 948 🔁 174 💬 2 📌 0
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✨🐰✨

09.03.2026 03:34 👍 4466 🔁 916 💬 74 📌 2
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Saw this awesome bowl at the Field Museum, literally pogged when i made eye contact with it

08.03.2026 21:51 👍 118 🔁 41 💬 0 📌 0
laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

17.02.2026 15:42 👍 1121 🔁 406 💬 7 📌 5

"I can die in a manufacturing accident or I can hedge our bets against a very real, literal demon realm by sacrificing myself to god" doesn't even feel like a contest if given the choice, especially if you were born and raised in the setting

08.03.2026 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.01.2026 18:07 👍 2563 🔁 755 💬 17 📌 12

I bet millions die every day just making ammo for millions more to be killed with. It's just a part of existing in that universe and I think anyone who knows anything in universe just kind of has to go with "acceptable losses" and "what else you gonna do, (most);everyone dies some day"

08.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20.11.2025 14:29 👍 400 🔁 154 💬 2 📌 15

"i'm piecing this together in my mind"

08.03.2026 12:22 👍 141 🔁 77 💬 3 📌 0
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He's all ears.

08.03.2026 18:04 👍 1923 🔁 489 💬 21 📌 0

I think every movie should be required to have a talking animal in it, no matter the genre

08.03.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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