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H0FF3R

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Husband to my amazing wife, father to 1 human and 3 cats, Yooper, and aspiring Information Security semi-professional. Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately. My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social All opinions are my own.

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I’m not sure how much more of this wet heavy snow I can move. I already have a crack in my shovel from last night, and it is snowing again.

20.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We just switched to Apple Music because Spotify raised the price for family premium to $21 a month. For $5 more I can get Apple TV, Arcade, 200 GB cloud storage, and Apple Music with Apple One.

They also offer free ways to transfer music to Apple Music as well.

17.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2026-02-01 Tales From the Northwoods I have decided to name my personal blogs β€œTales from the Northwoods” as they could embody personal stories and experiences, or tales I find worth it to share from my neck of ...

This past week has been a long one. We officially started house hunting and life doesn’t just wait around.

h0ff3r.com/blog/tales-f...

02.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Struggling with what to title my blog with. I got a series name as I want this to be more personal, so I am thinking use the date I publish. It will also have the date in the post itself as all my posts have a date.

01.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

For Shortcuts I am thinking of either sticking with DataJar or rewriting some of them to just use Files instead. I use DataJar a temp database for my Spotify automation.

My goal is to post on the same day each week so I am hoping it becomes a habit. Probably a Sunday or something .

29.01.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My First Post Hello World I built this website, because I want a way to share my voice that does not rely on a social media platform, and to share my learned experience or how I see the world through my eyes. I am ...

The journey begins. My first blog post. I am going to try and stick with a weekly cadence. I am hoping this is a good outlet, and allows me to get some brain power flowing.

h0ff3r.com/blog/my-firs...

29.01.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
H0FF3R Hello World!! Welcome to my website. More to come.

I have decided this week to make a website. I am learning as I go along with it. You can see it at h0ff3r.com

I am using Hugo with the Ananke theme, and deploying it via Cloudflare.

So far it has nothing on it, and to be honest I’m not sure what I’ll put on it. However I am learning.

28.01.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads β€œFuck you DJT”

Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads β€œFuck you DJT”

Taken at the Cold Iron Brewery bathrooms in Ironwood, MI.

25.01.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

23.01.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison.
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
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22.01.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

I successfully changed my domain over to use Cloudflare and got my handle back.

21.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a dad this is one of my favorite days of the year.

I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.

31.12.2025 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. 

You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.

Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.

I hope you have a great holiday!

Merry Christmas from Santa!

25.12.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kid helped me shovel today and during breaks got a ride in the Yooper Scooper. Ending with falling into the snow and cuddling.

Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.

03.12.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Attending karaoke at a very small bar in my hometown

27.09.2025 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a new job, and no longer in healthcare IT.

New job is retail and cannabis so it is extremely fast paced so far.

24.09.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having had someone ask me what to do to stay safe in current times I could not give them concrete advice. Mainly because I do no do what I would recommend, and that isn’t fair.

I did point them to places to learn though as I knew they liked to research and learn.

21.09.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a #Parenting tip for traveling. If you have a young child that you can not leave alone, hang out in the bathroom.

Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.

21.09.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A door in a bathroom. The first sign says β€œemployees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question β€œAre you pooping?”

A door in a bathroom. The first sign says β€œemployees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question β€œAre you pooping?”

Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom.

Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.

11.09.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two boxes of McDonalds fries, one medium, one large.

Two boxes of McDonalds fries, one medium, one large.

I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead.

Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧡

13.11.2024 16:58 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Honestly I have no idea. Most streets will become one ways now if at all if people use the 4 feet of space.

With the lack of bike lanes this also makes no sense. Like they got rid of of skilled workers to use a machine that requires 3 feet of space around each can.

06.09.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marquette Public Works urges proper garbage, recycling cart placement Carts should have at least three feet of space between all objects, including other carts.

Now I can’t even park on my street when I come home for lunch, because the city has decided to use an automated garbage and recycling program. They also have to be 2-4 feet into the road.

This is absolute garbage.

www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...

05.09.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3-4 ice cubes and the coffee is warm, but not hot when using a Keurig.

05.09.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds awesome. I look forward to this coming out to learn more.

05.09.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have been at Walmart for 4 hours waiting on an oil change so can’t say to much relaxing was done today.

02.09.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have the day off before I start a new job.

Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start.

Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.

02.09.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

open.spotify.com/track/3RiPr6...

01.09.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing makes me feel more β€˜dude’ than watching this entire vid.

30.08.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Reynolds now part owner of Nestle

29.08.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I say that to strangers on the street they do not like it like they do her post.

Must be a skill issue for me

28.08.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0