the thing what would make it smile most would be to be put in a big blender and turned to goo
14.03.2026 17:04
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the thing what would make it smile most would be to be put in a big blender and turned to goo
so out of it today.., no brain. sad sad israfel
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#oc
sorry sweetheart we can’t shower together, you’d only get in the way of my 18 step curl routine that i’m bent over sideways the entire time for
you are beautiful
stripes
actually one of the only fun things to do in 5e
employed slenderman every other friday: collect my wages
hey, so, this is wildly irresponsible "reporting" that seems to be for the express purpose of garnering fear clicks from trans women, and idk why nobody's calling this out. This Is Not Happening, Nor Will It Ever Happen. thread.
yay i did good!
yay
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mouse doodles of a mimigasona from a few years ago
Whatever's wrong with me can beat up whatever's wrong with you
rib remodeling too expensive
something from our files while i was digital spring cleaning
the full and earnest commitment here raises this so far above what you could reasonably expect it to be
i went into this expecting it to be a shitpost but. no. dude was fully serious.
the most normal woman
u cant spell omelette without ME
New toolbox
i only curse those i care about
new luck today sorry
i place a curse on you 10 billion years of bad luck
pro athlete.
quote - i love my father he raised me to always go for the fat kids in the bleachers. i’m in the big leagues now *waves at camera with its ball hands*
Slam Pantson
I was a gift as well
Love you to death
