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Hot Powerful Deranged Bald Woman Gender Cryptid | she/her This is an unprofessional account.

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a picture of a woman standing in front of culver 's chicken nuggets Alt: Autistic By Chance/Woman By Choice/Culver's Fan By The Grace Of God (Cheesecurds please)

the culver's tenor gif meta has gotten fucking insane

04.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 464 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8

maybe a little

04.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oof morning

25.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

where it's at!

i got two tiny titties and a microphone

23.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you cant spell famitracker without fat rack

20.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

to clarify: the movie. i don’t remember there being a puppygirl in the original but it’s been a while.

14.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wuthering heights, if you’d believe it.

14.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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goofoff pop song w/ Gameboy and guitar to practice writing, tracking and mixing guitar in with LSDj, which I mean to do a lot in the future. missing some intro and outro cos bsky video limits, can't wait to see how compressed this'll look and sound

CW: flashing lights probably idk
#chiptune #lsdj

13.02.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

was not expecting to see a puppygirl scene in my horny period romance adaptation, but here we are.

happy valentine's day

14.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

getting top surgery solely to acquire more haters

12.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a selfie of a woman wearing a black tank top with a button up short sleeved shirt with hokusai’s the wave printed on it. but wait, what’s that hiding in the waves… (see next pic)

a selfie of a woman wearing a black tank top with a button up short sleeved shirt with hokusai’s the wave printed on it. but wait, what’s that hiding in the waves… (see next pic)

o shit, it’s godzilla! the deep blue parts of the classic print has been modified with cutout stills of godzilla in black and white, adjusted to the same blue hues as the ocean

o shit, it’s godzilla! the deep blue parts of the classic print has been modified with cutout stills of godzilla in black and white, adjusted to the same blue hues as the ocean

nobody can tell i’m secretly a fan of kaiju.

12.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

my metamour is a firm believer in "i can always tell" but only for predicting whether any given song is made by a trans person. and i can't even be mad about it because he hasn't been wrong once yet.

11.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my metamour is a firm believer in "i can always tell" but only for predicting whether any given song is made by a trans person. and i can't even be mad about it because he hasn't been wrong once yet.

11.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œsavory vapes” is my stage name

08.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

vape companies need to start poaching Flavor Scientists from Frito-Lay. think of all the bold vape flavors we’re missing out on:

flaming hot cheese
greek gyro
spicy falafel
prawn

08.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

somebody sweet and wonderful bought my album today and since it's bandcamp Friday, I actually get a real amount of money from it and it reminds me I should promo this.

06.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

going to The Beach That Makes You Old so i can set a transition any% world record

04.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s make music on Game Boy with LSDJ (Little Sound DJ) πŸŽ‰πŸ”‰πŸ’ƒ

#gameboy #chiptune #lsdj

30.01.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

SHOCKING: Healthcare Provider for Trans Patients in Epstein Emails Not Will Powers

01.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
The "I worked on this story for a year and he just tweeted it out" tweet as a screenshot.

The "I worked on this story for a year and he just tweeted it out" tweet as a screenshot.

I've been kinda numb today, in no small part because of the E-files revelations that this whole trans genocide was so that the friends of some billionaires were chasers.

I... I wrote about this for my scholarly book. I put so much effort into showing it.

I get how Sexton feels. Fucking fuck.

01.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1510 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
Humanity is in the imperfections but it isn't the only place humanity lives. Humanity is also in the message, in the desire to make something, to say something, and of course there is humanity in effort.

I've come to appreciate imperfections in art because they speak to several things I enjoy or relate to. The urgency to make something, to say something, and being unable to take the time to polish. The aspiration to reach beyond your abilities, the desire to share your art regardless of its shortcomings. The subversion of what is expected from Good. Despite how one may personally feel, Good is cultural. Intentionally moving against what is accepted as Good communicates something and may even open new possibilities.

Humanity is in the imperfections but it isn't the only place humanity lives. Humanity is also in the message, in the desire to make something, to say something, and of course there is humanity in effort. I've come to appreciate imperfections in art because they speak to several things I enjoy or relate to. The urgency to make something, to say something, and being unable to take the time to polish. The aspiration to reach beyond your abilities, the desire to share your art regardless of its shortcomings. The subversion of what is expected from Good. Despite how one may personally feel, Good is cultural. Intentionally moving against what is accepted as Good communicates something and may even open new possibilities.

Ok this is just scratching the surface but

30.01.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rad Dudes, Rude β€˜Tude, and the Family, Too: How Nintendo and Sega Advertisements Shaped the Image of Gaming in the 1990s | Games: Research and Practice The tale of the console wars of the 1990s, the stodgy, conservative, family-friendly Nintendo consoles waging an advertising war against the rebellious upstarts behind the Sega Genesis, has been told ...

My latest co-authored article with Megan Condis was just published in Games: Research and Practice. And it's open access!

Check out "Rad Dudes, Rude β€˜Tude, and the Family, Too: How Nintendo and Sega Advertisements Shaped the Image of Gaming in the 1990s."

29.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
screenshot of a text message that reads: "Honestly, I'm taking back all the times I called you paranoid and I'm sorry"

screenshot of a text message that reads: "Honestly, I'm taking back all the times I called you paranoid and I'm sorry"

the gods have cursed me with perfect tits and correct premonitions.

29.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i am so here for ur sports fangirl arc

29.01.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

exactly.

like, no. actually, i’m just stubborn and autistic, but go off, if you must.

28.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing makes me feel more exhausted than someone telling me i’m strong.

28.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
a black and white photograph of framed artwork in which a barely visible reflection of a woman can be seen in the glass, her face obscured by a white, glitched streak.

a black and white photograph of framed artwork in which a barely visible reflection of a woman can be seen in the glass, her face obscured by a white, glitched streak.

self-portrait, 2026

28.01.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a black and white photograph of framed artwork in which a barely visible reflection of a woman can be seen in the glass, her face obscured by a white, glitched streak.

a black and white photograph of framed artwork in which a barely visible reflection of a woman can be seen in the glass, her face obscured by a white, glitched streak.

self-portrait, 2026

28.01.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean, if someone exclusively uses they, that’s one thing. but the number of times i’ve been they/them’d explicitly to avoid she/her-ing me? ya, no. zero trust.

21.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0