Evan Hurst

22 city/29 highway in the Outback, says internet

chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days

the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder

So what I think I just heard Pete Hegseth say is that the way we honor the people who have died so far in a stupid war to distract from Donald Trump’s child rape Epstein files is to re-dedicate ourselves to the mission the stupid war to distract from Donald Trump’s child rape Epstein files?

The Senate is poison.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too Change our mind.

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Kristi Noem was DHS secretary approximately the same amount of time the dog she murdered was alive.

Does he get to bring his own fuck blanket?

So does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece or is he leaving too?

One time when I was 10 I played “Memory” from CATS as an impromptu duet with Bill Clinton.

Imprison that little bitch.

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want Later we can sneak into his dad's office and look at his Playboys!

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Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. Our headline would have been the same either way.

Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. www.wonkette.com/p/excellent-...

‘No to war’: Sánchez doubles down after Trump threat to cut off trade with Spain PM says his country will not be complicit in growing conflict in Middle East ‘simply out of fear of reprisals from someone’ * Middle East crisis – live updates * Europe live – latest updates The Spanish prime minister, Pedro Sánchez, has responded to Donald Trump’s extraordinary threat to cut off all trade with Spain over his government’s refusal to facilitate the US’s ongoing attacks against Iran, comparing the growing conflict in the Middle East to playing “Russian roulette with the destiny of millions”. Sánchez, who has been one of the most vociferous European critics of Israel’s conduct in Gaza, said his government’s position on the widening instability could be summed up in three words: “No to war.” Continue reading...

‘No to war’: Sánchez doubles down after Trump threat to cut off trade with Spain

As many people have correctly pointed out: the worst outcome of this war is nuclear annihilation.

Talarico will be the Democratic nominee in Texas:

There aren’t any.

If anything, he has a lot more in common with Conor Lamb. And we see which one of those guys turned out better!

Excuse me, 12 more weeks.

Likely means all the Republican fuckery in Dallas won’t be enough to make a difference in the ultimate outcome.

As I’ve said the whole time, two excellent candidates, one will win.

Time to get started flipping Texas while the Republicans eat each other’s faces for six more weeks.

Been seeing these hot takes more lately. Would blow their mind to hear Talarico likely doesn't even believe in things like "Armageddon," among other things.

Hot take, been seeing these more lately. Impressively ignorant of history too.

They’re not going to Portugal either.

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! Markwayne Mullin is a plumber.

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Scoop: U.S. ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee joked to embassy staff about procreating while sheltering in place on Tuesday in a memo one U.S. official described as “awkward” and “odd.”

When it was obv never that everyone would be gay, but in a world full of acceptance there’d be a lot more of us!

Same with trans folks, I reckon!

But they’re out here assuming kids are getting irresistible transgender timeshare presentations from their doctors.

Before long they’ll all sign up!

I feel like there’s a parallel to the gay panics of the 80s and 90s, where they were (many still are) eaten up by fear that the sales pitch for gay is just SO STRONG that if allowed to flourish, all people will choose gay. And they took rising numbers of gay self-ID as proof of their theory (1)

This is absolutely deranged.

JFC

She needed to ask him to name the wars Trump has ended, you fucking plumber

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…