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@ahoylemon.xyz

I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.

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Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

20.02.2026 01:32 👍 355 🔁 60 💬 2 📌 4

Sounds sweet as fuck for something sugar free

18.02.2026 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What do you call it?

18.02.2026 02:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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BOOZ Your new favorite way to manage your home bar.

There's now several people managing their home bars with BOOZ.bar Want to add yours? Get at me.

18.02.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Props to the guy on the corner holding a sign that's says TRUMP CAN ICE DEEZ NUTS
Can't say I understand your message homeboy, but thanks for showing up.

14.02.2026 23:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some stars may have settled in the bottling process.

13.02.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A (mocked) screenshot of a chat with Grok where the user asks Grok to make a gender selector with more than 2 options, and Grok throws up and disconnects.

A (mocked) screenshot of a chat with Grok where the user asks Grok to make a gender selector with more than 2 options, and Grok throws up and disconnects.

Yeah, that's about what I expected from #grok

13.02.2026 19:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you think happens if you ask Grok Code to create a gender selector with more than 2 options?

13.02.2026 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Google maps listing for "OK Hotel". $24.

Google maps listing for "OK Hotel". $24.

I'm searching for hotels in Latvia right now. This one seems OK.

13.02.2026 19:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Just wanted to share my favorite typo of the week.

13.02.2026 03:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No other citizen should be occupied like my city has. No parent should worry about their child being kidnapped by government thugs on their way to school. ICE OUT means ICE OUT EVERYWHERE.
Dismantle and convict.

13.02.2026 00:06 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The goon squads are packing up their things and leaving Minneapolis. And yeah, that's gonna make my daily life easier, but that's not how this ends...

13.02.2026 00:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After about a decade of Apple doing absolutely nothing to help with browser standardization, I guess it's nice their codebase ended up accidentally helping somebody.

11.02.2026 23:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FULLY in agreement there! As a browser, it's the worst viable option. I wish people would stop using it.
But.... Apparently the js runtime is fast? 🤷

11.02.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Migrate to Bun runtime with npm backward compatibility by Copilot · Pull Request #64 · AhoyLemon/booz Migrates primary runtime and package manager from Node.js/npm to Bun for faster installs and builds. Maintains full npm compatibility to avoid disrupting existing workflows. Changes CI/CD: Replac...

In case you're curious, here's my bun PR: github.com/AhoyLemon/bo...

I know it says "28 files", but that's because, true to form, I included a bunch of unrelated shit in this branch.

11.02.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm working on a Nuxt project that took ~3s to build, and about 1s to respond to changes. Now it's about 1/5th of that.

Again, not something I'd opt for if it was annoying to implement, but since it was a drop-in replacement, it was absolutely worth it.

11.02.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Home - Chess online - Dealsbe Let's play chess with anyone all over the world!

But then I tried it out of curiosity and realized converting the project really just meant changing the README.md and that was enough

11.02.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So that's where I was at for like a year. I was thinking "yeah, I'm sure it's faster but who cares" cause that kind of speed increase is measured in ms

11.02.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know I'm late to the party, but everyone was right, #bun is way better than Node.js. Making the switch was worth the minimal effort.

11.02.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You're off the show, Padma!

10.02.2026 02:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hello chefs. Today's dish is something I like to call "Taki Alfredo"

In lieu of immunity, I'll accept a James Beard award. Just add it to the pile, please.

10.02.2026 00:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sample Bar - Bar Inventory Explore our sample bar inventory - spirits, cocktails, beer, and wine. Check what's available now!

I made a little software platform for people to keep track of what's in their home bar.

hmu if you wanna try it out yourself.
booz.bar/about/

09.02.2026 20:21 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
myohmyoh.my is available

myohmyoh.my is available

I guess this could be the sequel to partypartypartyparty.party

07.02.2026 21:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Searching for myoh.my but the domain is unavailable.

Searching for myoh.my but the domain is unavailable.

Well, so much for that idea.

07.02.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Some bumper stickers:
"I came to Minnesota to fight ICE and eat ass and I'm all out of ass"
"Abolish ICE so Minneapolis can go back to making puppets and fucking in the streets"
"Tits up, ICE Out"

Some bumper stickers: "I came to Minnesota to fight ICE and eat ass and I'm all out of ass" "Abolish ICE so Minneapolis can go back to making puppets and fucking in the streets" "Tits up, ICE Out"

16.01.2026 17:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time stretches on with the city I love still occupied by armed vigilantes with the blessing of the government.
To my fellow Minneapolitans: Thank you for showing up, to protect schools, to deliver supplies, to show what this city is capable of.
And to everyone else: It doesn't end here.

16.01.2026 17:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

11.01.2026 11:54 👍 17111 🔁 4258 💬 249 📌 161
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Songs On The Bzock Chain It's the first episode of 2026! What better was to celebrate the new year than an episode that won't mention 2025 at all. This episode of…

The first F Plus episode release in about five months, and it's all songs about cryptocoins.
Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social
thefpl.us/episode/414

09.01.2026 21:02 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This is a love letter to Camp Chaos. NAPSTER BAD! MONEY GOOD!

30.12.2025 20:16 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Well that's a shame. Tell me what you think when you get the chance

19.11.2025 05:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0