Her and Nicole Kidman - they look beautiful but you cannot deduce what age they’re supposed to be playing unless you’re clumsily told. And they’re matched up with these wrinkly old men!
Come on Tim there’s no way I’ve seen that
Oh no Rachel Weisz has a whole new face
Female athletes must pay £185 to prove their sex Matt Lawton - Chief Sports Correspondent British female track and field athletes are being asked to pay £185 for a sex test if they want to compete internationally. World Athletics requires all athletes to take an SRY gene test before competing in the female category at major championships and Diamond League events to guarantee fair competition by excluding trans and DSD (differences of sex development) competitors. Before the World Championships in Tokyo last September, World Athletics gave $100 per test for the thousand or so female athletes needing one. More money will be provided by the international federation for this year’s World Junior Championships. But British women have been advised by UK Athletics (UKA) to pay for the test themselves, urging them to have the cheek swab, which indicates the presence of a Y chromosome, “as soon as possible to avoid delays around selection”. However, some women have complained it is unfair when the test is not required for men. UKA has a hardship fund to pay for the test and will assess requests on a case-by-case basis. But the situation is symptomatic of a national federation already facing financial challenges, made worse by UK Sport cutting its funding for this Olympic cycle. While almost £32 million was given to the relatively niche sports that won five medals at last month’s Winter Olympics, athletics has had its funding cut from £22.18 million to £20.45 million despite winning ten medals in 2024. It was only last year UKA returned to some form of financial stability, posting a profit of £107,588. But it is now facing a big fine after admitting corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while he was training for the World Para Athletics Championships in London.
"Feminism" [Times]
Getting my patio chairs back out again - is it in fact ok being alive?
I was still at school and I loved it. It was exciting to see flawed female characters
Boasting now; an alibi after Trump drops dead
Grandmother’s footsteps! What’s the time Mr Wolf is the variation where you attack at the end
Had some rhubarb and custard hot cross buns from Asda, to open the season - 5/10
That was only a tepid take though
If anyone feels comfortable replying “I feel seen” to your hot takes you need to heat them up a bit
We could all have free electricity if we could convert the sexual frustration of men whose wives aren’t interested any more but they’re too ugly to have an affair
Men who make jokes about this are bad in bed, no exceptions. Sniggering about “hypnotits” because they don’t even get a birthday blowjob any more
When I say nearly 50 I mean “in a few years” you don’t have to wish me happy birthday
My posts are pretty good it’s true
Selfie in a carhartt cap and Homer in a muumuu hoodie
When I was a teenager did I think I’d be dressing like this at nearly 50, I did not
I looked at who’s blocked me once and never again because nothing’s going to top my ex (whom I have NEVER tried to contact) blocking me YEARS after we split 🎶you’ll never get away from the sound of a woman who hates you
I go in a lot and the retro gender binary they enforce phewww. Anything pink is women’s, anything large is men’s. If jeans have a waist size in inches they’re men’s, even if they have diamanté hearts on the bum
Found some unworn Clark’s originals for £4 in the chazza - the cashier asks “are these female’s shoes?” I reply “well I found them on the women’s shelves” (guiding by example not correcting). Her: “size 6, they’re female’s then”
And I thought ohhhh this explains so much
A righteous blocking, a blocking that makes me feel I’m posting good and virtuously
Anyway I looked on clearsky and it is me who’s blocked. But all his other blocks are the Green Party, Mamdani and anyone who doesn’t hate trans people so now I’m wondering why YOU follow him
The nuclear block on here is good but I don’t like seeing ‘blocked’ in a quote post and not knowing if it’s me or the quoter who’s blocked 😔
Sitting in your own in the only 4-person booth (when I want it) should be illegal
It’s just snobbery because the actual working age racist Brit’s destination of choice is Australia but no one says that
Feel a bit like the friend who’s too woke today because I feel sorry for anyone who’s being bombed?? And I like to think MOST people who move to Dubai are just greedy and thick rather than actual racists
I was thinking of painting it on a bag and needed to check the exact wording
Bizarre how this is the one instance where they do believe in no private property
15:49 B 三 t Open app Q lostlilsnail Reblogged lonely-night ... personsonable-deactivated201908 me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying •.. Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? Join over 100 million people using Tumbir to find their communities and make friends. Sign up Log in
Tried to google the mushroom post and it wouldn’t let me until I removed the “kill”???!!?! Starmer’s Britain
Whoever’s saving this, this is my photo, that I took, when I walked past this sign, because I’m not a Gen X loser who “found this on facebook” or was “sent this by a pal and it was too good not to share”
