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Getty Images photo of Detlef Schrempf in his Sonics uniform on the court, only his head has been removed with Photoshop and replaced with a big cocktail shrimp.

Genevieve was on the show today. She was a delight. But more importantly, Luke's new Instagram obsession gave us an opportunity to break out one of my finest Photoshops of all time.

Please enjoy Detlef Shrimp.
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#4673 Orange You Glad You Asked? — TBTL Luke’s attempts to get to the bottom of Andrew’s citrus addiction leads to a bigger mystery about India’s third-biggest newspaper. Plus, Luke makes plans to visit steamboat museums and chimney sweep m...

People often come up to us on the street and ask, "hey, did you record a show today?" And the answer, almost invariably, is yes.

Here's today's!

I'm the Andrew.

Happy Vday from the BDSM boys.

The Long Game The first Olympic games were held in 1946, just outside Cincinnati, Ohio. The brainchild of a tool salesman and amateur hurdler named William K. Olympics, they began as a fleeting idea scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin in a 24-hour diner.

"The first Olympic games were held in 1946, just outside Cincinnati, Ohio. The brainchild of a tool salesman and amateur hurdler named William K. Olympics, they began as a fleeting idea scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin in a 24-hour diner."

Simple white on blue quotation graphic that says "Choose Your Own Adventure Books are the Self-Checkout of reading" - Lue Burbank On Literature

www.tbtl.net/episodes/4657

Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial YouTube video by Schitt's Creek

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The cultural moment TBTL Tens have been waiting for #heatedrivalry

Needing an obscure cable: ☹️
Having the obscure cable in your box of cords you refuse to throw away: 😏

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Look at that -- the TBTL Valen-Tens Card Exchange is back, thanks to listener Jami! You can sign-up at tbtl.net! Just click the big blue button at the top of the page.

The new phonebook's here!

I found this on an old VHS tape #vhsvideo #snoopy TikTok video by radiofreewalsh

We're going to be recording the show pretty late today. Here's some Snoopy content to pass the time.

Safe Words We’re going to take it nice and easy today. Nicccccee and easy, and everything will be just fine.

Despite our efforts to write the most non-threatening podcast newsletter of all time, it looks like this week's email is still being blocked for gmail users. Feel free to take a peep here, if you're so inclined.

#4639 More Sasquatch Than Man — TBTL Andrew is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with Luke about what's happening in the Twin Cities and the podcast world after the first ...

@walsh.bsky.social is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with @lukeburbank.bsky.social about what's happening in the Twin Cities.

#TBTL : #4639 More Sasquatch Than Man

#comedy #podcast

www.tbtl.net/episodes/4639

Here's a link to the survey from this week's newsletter. Take a gander!
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Okay, I think we're in business!
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We're now having technical difficulties with that, too. A lot of work went down the drain on this week's newsletter, unfortunately.

Light Poll Hello, by the way, and welcome to another edition of the TBTL newsletter! I hope this email finds you well.

If this week's TBTL Newsletter ended up in your spam folder, you can access it here: tinyurl.com/tbtlnewslett...

The almost unending number of intro drops for today's @tbtl.net almost makes me want a show completely full of drops.

#4625 The Burbank Always Promotes Twice — TBTL Luke and Andrew finally do what they promised to do yesterday: Namely, talk about the best times and places to eat candy. Plus, Andrew’s adventures in old-timey cinema continue! 

We are definitely not feeling listless this Christmas.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4625

@tbtl.net has dropped new wax!!!!

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I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social

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Did you know that the TBTL Newsletter now has an online archive? Did you know that the latest edition of the newsletter just dropped? Did you know that Aragorn drives a speeder bike? All this and more at TBTL.net!

#4572 Corny On Main — TBTL Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn’t so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke’s childhood memories of r...

We're going to see if we can wrangle Luke's mom onto the show tomorrow (Friday.) Do you have any questions you'd like us to ask Susie B.? Post them here or email luke@tbtl.net.

Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572

#4570 Deuces With Dignity — TBTL Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous “Crying Mariners Fan” to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M’s playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of the...

After turning in a 2+ hour beast yesterday, we felt it would be proper to release a more dignified 70 minute podcast today. You can listen to most of it before the Mariners game starts!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570

#4565 One Abbey After Another — TBTL Andrew narrowly avoided getting into a fight in a barroom bathroom this weekend. Luke somehow slipped into a wormhole and lost a chunk of time in the Portland airport. And a listener’s dog learns to p...

I just realized that I accidentally deleted the entire second half of today's podcast before uploading it. That's no good! I just re-uploaded it and the full version should be in your podcast feed momentarily. Sorry for the confusion! (And for ghosting on Bluesky for the past month...)

#4543 Steamboat Dinosaur — TBTL Andrew had a dream involving a public toilet. A very public toilet. Plus, Luke is learning about the birds and the bees -- specifically, the humming birds and the yellow jackets that are harassing t...

Some shows just *feel* like Friday shows. Like the ones where we accidentally talk about the TV show "Dinosaurs" for far too long.

www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543

#4538 Hot August Days — TBTL Luke has some major outdoor organizing projects to take care of in the hot hot heat today. Andrew’s current organizing project is slightly less…rugged. Plus, Luke drove by the new In & Out burger ...

Dear TBTL Newsletter Readers,
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers

PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538