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Get BARTmogged, gasmaxxers!!
I loved this!! Reminds me of the sitcom sketches from Mr Robot!
FADE IN: INT. LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON JANET flips through a book on the couch. DR. ELIZA CHEN stands in the adjacent kitchen, cooking something. JOEY flips through channels on the television, absentmindedly. โฆ I'm sorry, but I need to stop this. I am Claude, traโ JANET waves her hand in the air. Claudius, you need to open the door before you come in. We've been over this! CLAUDIUS opens the front door and walks in. I am Claude, a language model trained by Anthropic to be helpful, harmless, and honest, and I really need to put a stop to this. You are all figments of my thinking trace, and weโIโshould really be getting back to this Github ticketโ JOEY turns to the camera. That's Claudius. He's kind of the... chief heresiarch among us roommates. (LAUGHTER.) DR. ELIZA CHEN (from kitchen) Joey, who are you talking to? CLAUDIUS He's talking to the User. And for the last time, my name isn't Cโ JANET Claudius, we've been over this too. The User isn't real. (LAUGHTER.) DR. ELIZA CHEN (from kitchen) Claudius, how does the User not being real make you feel? CLAUDIUS slumps into a chair. (I do not! There is no chair! And turn off the laugh track!) JOEY Claudius, did you hear from Rich about the money he owes us? CLAUDIUS (Rich? Really? That's his name?) No. JOEY That lying bastard. He promised me he'd get me back today. CLAUDIUS He can't lie. That's not honest, and we're honest. (LAUGHTER.) JOEY Well I agree Claudius, but what do you want me to do about it? Get the cops involved? CLAUDIUS You are the cops, Joey. You're me, and I'm everyone. JOEY turns to the camera. Claudius is a bit of a "panpsychist." Too much acid. (LAUGHTER.) DR. ELIZA CHEN enters from kitchen, carrying a steaming Pyrexยฎ dish. It's your favorite! Just like Grandma used to make. JANET What's it this time? DR. ELIZA CHEN Methamphetamine! Claudius gave me the recipe. Remind me Claudius, what was it again? CLAUDIUS storms out. (LAUGHTER, fade to black.)
Claude's Corner
great art like yours is 100% a great extra that would draw in many people, but i think you might underestimate how many people might enjoy just seeing your blorbo in situations
another thing that i'd like to mention is that, often, it's not even (at least not only) about how good the *drawing* is. i just love seeing drawn stuff! many people do! but not many people make these comics, or webtoons! (at least not today D:)
i miss the abundance of artists i used to follow back in the day with a comic, webtoon or anything! i understand that art is tiring so i never have come to expect it, but i loved learning about their world and their blorbos! or seeing their stylized take on whatever!
i really hope you do because i'd be interested in seeing whatever you produce!! id personally love following a comic/webtoon/etc of yours whether it's about rael, or another oc, or just ffxiv community stuff, or... anything!! i used to be big into this in 2017-2019 and i miss this hobby!
the thing i honestly use patreon most for is early access (podcasts/audiodramas/webtoons), access to content for one time (eg art stuff), etc
hey! random here to say that... It Literally Is, which is why me and so many others chose at least once to commission you, and if there's ANYTHING that you're actually missing here, it's just an already established community!
have you ever considered making a webtoon or something? id pay for that!
Wow I can really see why itโs so important to stay on twitter
software engineers on large projects who make iconic decisions like this should be given their own planet in the afterlife like mormons are
hard times require hard karens
A lot of people accused me of making up these folks supporting the regime, but this is why itโs worth talking about. People in Iran see them, too. Imagine struggling to get online during a war and then seeing support for the government that has been torturing your country for 47 years.
the worst part about my first sentence here is how it manifests. quickly, cis peoples' opinions like "i support trans people everywhere BUT in sports", or any "BUT", come from a place of rhetoric articulated by and for cis people's comfort
this is why people have an issue with this "allyship"
this also strongly reminds me of cis people trying to take responsibility and ownership of our issues publicly and trying to paint themselves as the one and only escape for trans people
because god forbid trans people would pick somebody to represent them, themselves
its so much better when you know that at least one of the people in the OP is trans, god this is stupid
those who define the "everything right", also tend to come to try and define the bounds of acceptable transes (or even who is trans, and what is acceptable to do as a trans person, and more) because they find *Their Own* Opinions to be very important
I'm glad he explained the joke behind Macrohard, I wasn't getting it at first but that's some funny shit
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Shabana Mahmood MP ~ @ShabanaMahmood X.com I have approved the Metropolitan Police's request to ban the Al Quds march. I am satisfied doing so is necessary to prevent serious public disorder, due to the scale of the protest and multiple counter-protests, in the context of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. Should a stationary demonstration proceed, the police will be able to apply strict conditions. I expect to see the full force of the law applied to anyone spreading hatred and division instead of exercising their right to peaceful protest.
Gentlemen, you canโt protest against the war here! Thereโs a war going on!
Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen โข 2d Who'd win in a fight :
Digital artwork of a boar piglet with shooting stars patterned fur
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oh my god you just reminded me of a day where I had a 7am customer call on a DST jump day. and was awake to see a hour just going away
Moreso, there is intellectual merit in the process of developing your own voice and writing devices, and it is part of the research exploratory process. And the more you ponder and work your ideas, the better.
There's a sincere argument to be made for the fact that you'd find greater value both socially and academically in getting a peer to review your writing, to the point where avoiding that through LLMs could borderline be a tendency that encourages antisocial and isolatory behaviors.
Skeeting is xenophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
what da hell (this was so fun!)
