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The nicest thing I can say about Die Another Day is probably that without it, we wouldnโ€™t have gotten Casino Royale.

13.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wellโ€ฆ shit.

#avfc

04.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, if that was Villa theyโ€™d take the โ€˜the foul started outside the box so itโ€™s a free kickโ€™ route.

Thatโ€™s if the ref gave anything. Weโ€™ve seen stronger fouls against Villa players in recent weeks not even given as fouls.

VAR along with PSR have the same objective.

01.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dont even know where to start after that.

Absolutely spineless and toothless performance. #avfc

27.02.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh just fuck off VAR. Utter nonsense.

08.02.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A really frustrating one today. We did all the right thingsโ€ฆ but so did Brentford second half. A bit more composure in one or two instances and we get something out of that.

Weโ€™ve built a buffer on those below us. Today weโ€™ve had to dip into it.

Trust the process. Up the Villa. #avfc

01.02.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do NOT expect that to turn into โ€˜one of thoseโ€™ European nights under the lights at Villa Park.

Objective 1 completed. Top 2 finish.

Letโ€™s go win this thing! #UTV #avfc

29.01.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stand corrected. Only two loans from other PL clubs. Loans from European clubs, such as Juve in this instance are separate.

Thanks for the clarification.

27.01.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perhaps. I found this on the PL website.
But perhaps European loans are not counted in this?

27.01.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delighted to see Dougie Luiz back at the Villa. Was gutted when we had to sell him.

I assume now weโ€™ll either negotiate to send Elliott back to Liverpool or just deregister him as as cannot have more than two loans as far as I am aware.

Happy to be proven wrong. #avfc

27.01.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Does this mean Tielemans is out for a little while then I wonder? We seemed to jump on this quick.

27.01.2026 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EEEEEMI BUENDIIIIIA
FROM ARGENTINAโ€ฆ

25.01.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sky has about 34 Sports channels and they canโ€™t find one to put Portsmouth vs Southampton on??

25.01.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After the disappointment of the Kamara news, delighted to see Leon Bailey back at Villa. Always been a big fan. He can blow hot and cold but a fit Leon Bailey with Emery employing his magic touch could be absolute ๐Ÿ”ฅ #avfc

20.01.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gutted about Kamara.
Absolutely gutted.

What a player.

At least itโ€™s happened during a transfer windowโ€ฆ

Maybe theyโ€™re holding up on Tammy because they know they may have to use that money to bring in a Kamara replacementโ€ฆ as if he can be replaced.

20.01.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I said when he took the job that Amorim would be crazy to go to Man Utd at that stage of his career. Wrong club, wrong time.

I got laughed at and shouted down by Man United fans.

Where are you now?! ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.01.2026 10:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great win that!
Absolute BTEC punditry from Hinchcliffe throughout mind.

03.01.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Rice makes the exact same tackle as Onana just made itโ€™d be on Sky Sports adverts as a highlight of the league.

06.12.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine paying $300 for a ticket and you end up with Cape Verde vs Saudi Arabia? Nothing against either nation but just shows how tickets should have been priced AFTER the draw.

06.12.2025 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aside from the political nonsense, the pointless musical acts and video inserts which were about one rung above the stuff I made on my media course at Sixth Form, can we talk about how shit that World Cup Draw is?

Maybe one good game in that group phase out of 72! France vs Norway.

06.12.2025 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet the โ€˜keep politics out of footballโ€™ crowd who donโ€™t like people protesting genocide and racism have absolutey no problem with thisโ€ฆ

The whole draw was an absolute farce. FIFA is not for the fans.

Itโ€™s possible the game has officially gone.

06.12.2025 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThe FIFA World Peace Prize is presented on behalf of the billions of people who love this gameโ€

Not this one, though. This one says you can all fuck right off with that shit.

05.12.2025 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Think again about the the summer window we had!
Think again about those first five matches and how we couldnโ€™t buy a goal!

Now. Look. At. Us.

What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc

03.12.2025 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I donโ€™t know why Iโ€™m so adamant about this either!

02.12.2025 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And another thingโ€ฆ DIE HARD 2 is a Christmas Movie too! The baddies use boxed Christmas presents to smuggle weapons and equipment into the airport! Itโ€™s he busiest day at the airport because of the holidays. โ€œIโ€™ve got fucken reindeer flyin in from the North Pole.โ€

02.12.2025 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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British publicโ€™s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Survey also reveals Britonsโ€™ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips

But of course it is! Itโ€™s got a Christmas Party, Christmas Music, an estranged father travelling to reunite with his family on Christmas Eve, Christmas is mentioned throughout. LET IT SNOW!

Itโ€™s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...

02.12.2025 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really, really poor from Martinez there.

23.11.2025 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you could choose one film to forget entirely so you could watch it again for the first timeโ€ฆ what film would it be?

17.11.2025 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHey siri, when is Lee Dixonโ€™s ITV contract upโ€ฆ for fucks sake already.โ€

14.10.2025 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I decided to start with Die Another Day. Oh boy, it really is the worst isnโ€™t it?!

The only saving grace is that it packages all the worst bits of the franchise in one movie:

* Worst writing
* Worst plot
* Worst SFX
* Worst Bond Girl?
* Worst villain
* Worst henchman
* Worst direction
* Worst song

09.10.2025 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0