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slacey AKA Fedorable

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Could go either way

12.03.2026 12:26 👍 395 🔁 32 💬 15 📌 2

my goal right now involves encouraging irresponsible financial decisions by sending friends screenshots of pokopia

12.03.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is about me unbuttoning the top of my shirt

12.03.2026 15:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think this might put a damper on his FIFA peace prize

12.03.2026 15:43 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It's kisses time

12.03.2026 15:40 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

fuck chilis

11.03.2026 23:21 👍 87 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1

seems like a HIPAA violation waiting to happen (at minimum)

12.03.2026 15:08 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

we all have a webcomic that we still read even though we stopped liking it 400 strips ago

12.03.2026 13:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

guys

i met a sickly pickachu

named peakychu

12.03.2026 13:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

brit i'm surprised you haven't suggested we just rip open a new strait, you know just one hand on either side going to town

12.03.2026 13:26 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i love how vastly people underestimate the size of oil tankers

12.03.2026 13:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

andddd now i'm listening to that song. it's so good

12.03.2026 13:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so help me if they don't let me choose a song for my profile page

12.03.2026 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that feeling when you accidentally position your hands one letter off of the home row and look like you're typing an alien language

12.03.2026 13:14 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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beckbook.com !!!!!!

12.03.2026 13:13 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

looking like she wants to defy the logic of our sexx laws @josie.zone

(subliminal: buy her book)

12.03.2026 13:13 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

flipper reboot confirmed

12.03.2026 13:12 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

deeny that's fantastic!

12.03.2026 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this thread, a persons justifiable decent into madness, is 🧑‍🍳💋

12.03.2026 01:32 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

on second thought can we convince ireland that we do buy potatoes only one at a time? and we call them looseys?

12.03.2026 01:41 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

siphon

12.03.2026 01:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah like it reads like he’s gone to a grocery store, seen the loose potatoes, ignored the huge bags below them, and just assumed were one at a timing out here ?

12.03.2026 01:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

russ we need answers man. like where are you living that people buy A potato at a time? starving kids watching dad eat his waxy baked potato while lecturing them about hard work?

12.03.2026 01:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this thread, a persons justifiable decent into madness, is 🧑‍🍳💋

12.03.2026 01:32 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

it’s possible i’m just a weirdo lmao but the times i’ve noticed, cove has been getting ready to poop and then sees another dog and barks up a storm. so there i am, bag in hand, looking at a weird butt

12.03.2026 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey hey, regardless the answer, mollz is OUR secret government drone

12.03.2026 01:11 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

dog butts are weird. especially how they look like a drum when they bark

12.03.2026 01:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

something a bird would say

12.03.2026 01:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so help me of you live on the missouri side of kansas city

12.03.2026 01:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in my head it dispenses like silly string

12.03.2026 01:05 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0