jade “the rock” johnson 🗿

but i’m a dork… i’m a goofball

me too over in madison

the problem with this website is that everyone is just looking at each others asses instead of yelling at me for using ai

An opossum sticker, a trans robin, and a Katie Tightpussy sticker with Marx Engels Lenin Stalin and Mao

check out my stickers

no i know hahahaha thank u though ☺️

Mutual Aid Request:
I have connected with a group of other travelers and after cleaning up our forest gathering we are on the road and can use some aid for food, gas weed etc

cashapp is the best way to help right now because im having trouble accessing my paypal account.

cashapp: $miusoph

hahahahaha

starting a katies i’ve turned eyeliner counter in my bio

“We got Gavin Newsome over here saying ‘Don’t worry everyone! These aren’t people!’ Meanwhile, the zombies in the junkyard:”

— @nadia.kindgirls.online

pov you’re a roman citizen in 509 bce and you’re still in denial about the recent news

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someone was saying they thought maple syrup just came out of the tree, and it’s funny because we have a story about this in ojibwe

like, the syrup used to come out that way but people got lazy and fat so the creator thinned it out into sap so we wouldn’t take it for granted

not markwayne. no. nooooooooooo

who up stubbing they joe

“from what i know about you, you seem like the type to have a moat” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

:3

“from what i know about you, you seem like the type to have a moat” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

“hey girl am i the C bus? cause i wanna take you home” 😭

You should make that lentil sour (🤯 reaction) • Emma has notifications silenced

me and my friend emma pointing at my mostly-eaten lentil salad

“i need to remind myself that the reason i’m taking a pic is so i remember to make this at home, so im gonna point at it in the pic like im trying to tell me something”
“oh ok lemme get in on that”

why don’t you stop scrolling bluesky and start scrolling some dick (crowd goes wild)

Buff anthro zebra humping a buff anthro orca who's tongue is sticking out and he's spraying water out of his blowhole.

How does this make you feel?

LMAO

HAHAHAHAA WHAT ZEBRA,,,

horse cock
🤝
horsecock

i genuinely cannot be scrolling in public w yall

RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved posting a thread 🧵🧵🧵 (1/95)

ya i usually do eyeliner even if im not leaving the house 💀 it just looks so good!!

i’m so proud of you for doing your makeup katie 😤😤

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